I think the question is, why DON'T you?????
Touché!
Well, personally, I kind of want to slay the dragon.
Angel ,'Not Fade Away'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
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Jessica - Aug 20, 2009 4:43:44 am PDT #20121 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Miracleman - Aug 20, 2009 4:47:07 am PDT #20122 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Racist, classist, mysogynistic facism is incompatible with what Jesus was all about.
Teppy, why do you HATE AMERICA?????
Jessica is right, Teppy. Abosotivealiciously right.
America isn't about freedom. It isn't about caring for your neighbors or participating at every level in your community. America is about the freedom to COMPETE. America, my friends and countrymen, is a gigantic game of Uno, but all the cards are Suck.
America is about making the other guys draw more suck. America is about changing the rules because you have a Color Changeification Rules Redefinining Wild Card. America is about making the other guy Draw Four More Suck.
If America is to win this game on a global scale, Teppy, all of us must make all the other guys (definitions of Other to be provided later and at whim) Draw All The Suck while we, the privileged elite, get to yell "Uno!" Except we won't because "Uno" is a dirty foreign word meaning "Suck it, assface, I'm about to win", so we would say something far more elegant and genteel like "Suck it, assface, I'm about to win and there's nothing you can do about it so go mow my lawn and if you cut your foot off while doing it you better not bleed on my lawn, just hobble your filthy foreign bleeding self to the free clinic where they will tell you you should probably just put some butter on it and what are you whining about you're in the Land of the Free."
To hate Uno is to hate America. If you don't want to play America, feel free to go play Sorry! with Europe.
You pinko, traitorous scum.
Trudy Booth - Aug 20, 2009 5:06:28 am PDT #20123 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
the dude on whom their faith is based was well-known for HEALING anyone who needed it
Sure, but there was no Miracle Tax.
I think the earrings are just crosses, not crucifixes. (Crucifii? Crucifices? None of those plurals look right.)
Crucifixes is correct. And even if they're crosses rather than crucifii (I *like* that version!), they're still meant to be a Christian symbol, so my rant still applies.
Plain crosses would represent the resurrected Christ -- pretty much the ULTIMATE power structure provided healthcare in, um, EVER.
Steph L. - Aug 20, 2009 5:07:48 am PDT #20124 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
You pinko, traitorous scum.
Viva le pinkos!
tommyrot - Aug 20, 2009 5:08:05 am PDT #20125 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Huh. I was researching Republican Jesus and discovered there's all sorts of Jesuses:
- Jesus of Nazareth: Singer and Songwriter
- Dark Jesus: Parallel Universe Jesus
- Jesus Marx: Illegal Commie Clone
- Ultimate Jesus: Designed by God to be the ultimate fighting machine
Cashmere - Aug 20, 2009 5:10:03 am PDT #20126 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.
Sure, but there was no Miracle Tax
Tell that to Miracle Max.
Miracleman - Aug 20, 2009 5:11:03 am PDT #20127 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Sure, but there was no Miracle Tax.
But when I take over the world...
javachik - Aug 20, 2009 5:13:45 am PDT #20128 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
MM, that was a post of brilliance. Thank you.
Miracleman - Aug 20, 2009 5:16:00 am PDT #20129 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
What, when I take over the world?
'cause I've been saying that for, like, ten years. So...it's not so brilliant 'cause I haven't taken over the world.
...
YET!!
Gudanov - Aug 20, 2009 5:16:04 am PDT #20130 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
I've noticed that during the Bush years liberals would talk about moving to Canada. During the Obama months conservatives have talked about armed rebellion.
Is this because:
a.) Liberals are pussies
b.) Conservatives are better armed
c.) All liberals secretly want to be Canadians anyhow
d.) Conservatives don't have a country to move to
e.) All of the above.