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tommyrot - Aug 20, 2009 5:08:05 am PDT #20125 of 30000

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Huh. I was researching Republican Jesus and discovered there's all sorts of Jesuses:

Jesus of Nazareth: Singer and Songwriter
Dark Jesus: Parallel Universe Jesus
Jesus Marx: Illegal Commie Clone
Ultimate Jesus: Designed by God to be the ultimate fighting machine

Cashmere - Aug 20, 2009 5:10:03 am PDT #20126 of 30000

Now tagless for your comfort.

Sure, but there was no Miracle Tax

Tell that to Miracle Max.

Miracleman - Aug 20, 2009 5:11:03 am PDT #20127 of 30000

No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Sure, but there was no Miracle Tax.

But when I take over the world...

javachik - Aug 20, 2009 5:13:45 am PDT #20128 of 30000

Our wings are not tired.

MM, that was a post of brilliance. Thank you.

Miracleman - Aug 20, 2009 5:16:00 am PDT #20129 of 30000

No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

What, when I take over the world?

'cause I've been saying that for, like, ten years. So...it's not so brilliant 'cause I haven't taken over the world.

...

YET!!

Gudanov - Aug 20, 2009 5:16:04 am PDT #20130 of 30000

Coding and Sleeping

I've noticed that during the Bush years liberals would talk about moving to Canada. During the Obama months conservatives have talked about armed rebellion.

Is this because:

a.) Liberals are pussies
b.) Conservatives are better armed
c.) All liberals secretly want to be Canadians anyhow
d.) Conservatives don't have a country to move to
e.) All of the above.

javachik - Aug 20, 2009 5:17:08 am PDT #20131 of 30000

Our wings are not tired.

if by "pussy" you mean people who would prefer to work things out diplomatically instead of shoot someone in the face.

Gudanov - Aug 20, 2009 5:17:15 am PDT #20132 of 30000

Coding and Sleeping

So...it's not so brilliant 'cause I haven't taken over the world.

You have to start small, maybe take over a small town in Wyoming, then work your way up.

Miracleman - Aug 20, 2009 5:18:08 am PDT #20133 of 30000

No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

I vote b, c and d.

I personally think that it would be fantastic if all the Conservatives would grab up their huntin' rifles and shotguns and, hell, let them even bring their elk-blasting fully automatic machine guns. I would love to see Rush Limbaugh and his legions versus...

...the mightiest military force in the history of the world.

It'd be a great half hour bloodfest they could show on CNN and again at Liberal Christmas.

Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Aug 20, 2009 5:18:14 am PDT #20134 of 30000

"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

Miracleman's description of the games that America and Europe are playing just made me spill tea all down my shirt. And it was worth it.

And honestly, that man from the video - 21 years in America and still with an Israeli accent?

My future father-in-law (currently the person I am the most nervous of in all the world): 30 years in Europe and still an Israeli accent that I have trouble following. (And they all speak Hebrew over dinner even when I'm sitting there like a lemon. I know, I should learn - but I find it impossible. They could have been polite and been a French-speaking family, surely. I can speak French.)

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