Lorne: My little prince. Oh…what did they do to you? Angel: Nina…tried to…eat me. Lorne: Oh, you're--medic! You're gonna make it Angel. Just don't stop fighting. Doctor! Is there a Gepetto in the house?

'Smile Time'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Aug 20, 2009 5:07:48 am PDT #20124 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

You pinko, traitorous scum.

Viva le pinkos!


tommyrot - Aug 20, 2009 5:08:05 am PDT #20125 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Huh. I was researching Republican Jesus and discovered there's all sorts of Jesuses:

  • Jesus of Nazareth: Singer and Songwriter
  • Dark Jesus: Parallel Universe Jesus
  • Jesus Marx: Illegal Commie Clone
  • Ultimate Jesus: Designed by God to be the ultimate fighting machine


Cashmere - Aug 20, 2009 5:10:03 am PDT #20126 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

Sure, but there was no Miracle Tax

Tell that to Miracle Max.


Miracleman - Aug 20, 2009 5:11:03 am PDT #20127 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Sure, but there was no Miracle Tax.

But when I take over the world...


javachik - Aug 20, 2009 5:13:45 am PDT #20128 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

MM, that was a post of brilliance. Thank you.


Miracleman - Aug 20, 2009 5:16:00 am PDT #20129 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

What, when I take over the world?

'cause I've been saying that for, like, ten years. So...it's not so brilliant 'cause I haven't taken over the world.

...

YET!!


Gudanov - Aug 20, 2009 5:16:04 am PDT #20130 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

I've noticed that during the Bush years liberals would talk about moving to Canada. During the Obama months conservatives have talked about armed rebellion.

Is this because:

a.) Liberals are pussies
b.) Conservatives are better armed
c.) All liberals secretly want to be Canadians anyhow
d.) Conservatives don't have a country to move to
e.) All of the above.


javachik - Aug 20, 2009 5:17:08 am PDT #20131 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

e*

  • if by "pussy" you mean people who would prefer to work things out diplomatically instead of shoot someone in the face.


Gudanov - Aug 20, 2009 5:17:15 am PDT #20132 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

So...it's not so brilliant 'cause I haven't taken over the world.

You have to start small, maybe take over a small town in Wyoming, then work your way up.


Miracleman - Aug 20, 2009 5:18:08 am PDT #20133 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

I vote b, c and d.

I personally think that it would be fantastic if all the Conservatives would grab up their huntin' rifles and shotguns and, hell, let them even bring their elk-blasting fully automatic machine guns. I would love to see Rush Limbaugh and his legions versus...

...the mightiest military force in the history of the world.

It'd be a great half hour bloodfest they could show on CNN and again at Liberal Christmas.