Mal: I call you back? Wash: No, Mal. You didn't. Zoe: I take full responsibility, cap.

'Out Of Gas'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


StuntHusband - Aug 19, 2009 6:16:58 am PDT #20005 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

I think the White Male Power Elite are afraid of the resulting Girl Scout Cookie boycotts....

Cookie Lysistrata?


Steph L. - Aug 19, 2009 6:36:07 am PDT #20006 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Cookie Lysistrata?

t loves Stunt Husband


tommyrot - Aug 19, 2009 6:37:58 am PDT #20007 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

"Cookie Lysistrata" would be a good band name.


Volans - Aug 19, 2009 6:50:10 am PDT #20008 of 30000
move out and draw fire

Or avatar name.


WindSparrow - Aug 19, 2009 6:55:11 am PDT #20009 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

I can't decide whether I love Typo Boy's mother or StundHusband more. All y'all cool and groovy, and rockin'.


StuntHusband - Aug 19, 2009 7:04:08 am PDT #20010 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

I think Typo Boy's mother is AWESOME.

I'm going to force my co-workers to change our Rock Band bandname, though. TOTALLY.


Shir - Aug 19, 2009 7:14:26 am PDT #20011 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Dear God.

The family dog just spent 15 minutes barking mad. At a kitchen cabinet.

We first thought something slipped in there, like a kitten. Not such luck. We all just pretty much laughed hysterically.

Has anyone had experience with their dog suddenly barking at the furniture?


Gudanov - Aug 19, 2009 7:20:36 am PDT #20012 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

Has anyone had experience with their dog suddenly barking at the furniture?

Not furniture, but my beagle will start barking at things in the backyard before he has even gotten to the door.


Shir - Aug 19, 2009 7:27:45 am PDT #20013 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Not furniture, but my beagle will start barking at things in the backyard before he has even gotten to the door.

Oh yeah, we're familiar with that. We always say that the Syrians are changing their positions at the northern border (we're almost at the other end of Israel) when he does that.

But still. The kitchen cabinet?!


tommyrot - Aug 19, 2009 7:29:03 am PDT #20014 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Shir, this vintage commercial will explain all: [link]