Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Shir - Aug 19, 2009 7:27:45 am PDT #20013 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Not furniture, but my beagle will start barking at things in the backyard before he has even gotten to the door.

Oh yeah, we're familiar with that. We always say that the Syrians are changing their positions at the northern border (we're almost at the other end of Israel) when he does that.

But still. The kitchen cabinet?!


tommyrot - Aug 19, 2009 7:29:03 am PDT #20014 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Shir, this vintage commercial will explain all: [link]


Sean K - Aug 19, 2009 7:29:04 am PDT #20015 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

But still. The kitchen cabinet?!

There's a space alien in there. Or a Terminator.

Either way, get the shotgun.


omnis_audis - Aug 19, 2009 7:43:53 am PDT #20016 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Shir has a cabinet ghost!


Shir - Aug 19, 2009 7:49:27 am PDT #20017 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Either way, get the shotgun

Surprisingly enough, the sis is home. So's her M-16.

Shir has a cabinet ghost!

There was nothing in there, I tell you! (I also prayed so, as wandering with my hands, moving the pots around and praying for a snake-clean cabinet (we're in the desert, and the house have a big yard with tons of plants. I once found a Scorpion on my blanket)).

Seriously though, that was funny.


smonster - Aug 19, 2009 8:00:02 am PDT #20018 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Loving Typo Boy's mom.

Cackling at StuntHusband.

Okay, can someone please tell me to back away from the town hall "debate" video links? I want to reach through the innertubes and strangle the stupid, and I'm a pacifist.

The saddest part? My maternal grandfather is totally one of those wingnuts. He has now provoked both my mother and father into raising their voices at him (which Is Not Done in my family) (seriously, my mother has never in her life raised her voice to her father) by continually spouting rightist crap and simply talking (v. loudly) over anyone's response.

I thought going to visit them was bad when Bush was in office but IT'S GOTTEN WORSE. Between Glen Beck on 24/7, my grandfather's right wing babble and bible-quoting, the thermostat perma-set at 85, and my grandmother with Alzheimer's who soils herself constantly, it's as near to hell as I've been on this earth. I know it makes my mom really sad, but she pretty much agrees that I shouldn't go visit any more. I feel guilty, but at this point I just want to cling to what childhood memories are left.

Hold me?

(wow, sorry for posting a novel. apparently I really needed that off my chest.)


Nora Deirdre - Aug 19, 2009 8:03:49 am PDT #20019 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

smonster, have you seen this?

It's a clip of our US Rep Barney Frank fighting the stupid at one of those meetings.

I am sorry to hear about the rest of your family stuff.


Gudanov - Aug 19, 2009 8:03:56 am PDT #20020 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

(((Smonster)))

Here is a town hall debate link that may be better.

[link]


erikaj - Aug 19, 2009 8:04:25 am PDT #20021 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

Wow, that sucks. Sorry.


Gudanov - Aug 19, 2009 8:05:51 am PDT #20022 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

My wife is in despair because her parents get their news from FOX, don't trust anything on CNN, and are reading Glen Beck books.