"Cookie Lysistrata" would be a good band name.
This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?
Dawn ,'Never Leave Me'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
tommyrot - Aug 19, 2009 6:37:58 am PDT #20007 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Volans - Aug 19, 2009 6:50:10 am PDT #20008 of 30000
move out and draw fire
Or avatar name.
WindSparrow - Aug 19, 2009 6:55:11 am PDT #20009 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
I can't decide whether I love Typo Boy's mother or StundHusband more. All y'all cool and groovy, and rockin'.
StuntHusband - Aug 19, 2009 7:04:08 am PDT #20010 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark
I think Typo Boy's mother is AWESOME.
I'm going to force my co-workers to change our Rock Band bandname, though. TOTALLY.
Shir - Aug 19, 2009 7:14:26 am PDT #20011 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Dear God.
The family dog just spent 15 minutes barking mad. At a kitchen cabinet.
We first thought something slipped in there, like a kitten. Not such luck. We all just pretty much laughed hysterically.
Has anyone had experience with their dog suddenly barking at the furniture?
Gudanov - Aug 19, 2009 7:20:36 am PDT #20012 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
Has anyone had experience with their dog suddenly barking at the furniture?
Not furniture, but my beagle will start barking at things in the backyard before he has even gotten to the door.
Shir - Aug 19, 2009 7:27:45 am PDT #20013 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Not furniture, but my beagle will start barking at things in the backyard before he has even gotten to the door.
Oh yeah, we're familiar with that. We always say that the Syrians are changing their positions at the northern border (we're almost at the other end of Israel) when he does that.
But still. The kitchen cabinet?!
tommyrot - Aug 19, 2009 7:29:03 am PDT #20014 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Shir, this vintage commercial will explain all: [link]
Sean K - Aug 19, 2009 7:29:04 am PDT #20015 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
But still. The kitchen cabinet?!
There's a space alien in there. Or a Terminator.
Either way, get the shotgun.
omnis_audis - Aug 19, 2009 7:43:53 am PDT #20016 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Shir has a cabinet ghost!