Yesterday, my life's like, 'Uh-oh, pop quiz!' Today it's like, 'rain of toads.'

Xander ,'Beneath You'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Gudanov - Aug 19, 2009 5:31:25 am PDT #20002 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

2/3's of the women in Congress are Girl Scouts.

So what you're saying is that we white males are going to have to get the Girl Scouts disbanded if we want to keep our iron grip on the positions of power.


tommyrot - Aug 19, 2009 5:32:57 am PDT #20003 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So what you're saying is that we white males are going to have to get the Girl Scouts disbanded if we want to keep our iron grip on the positions of power.

I think the White Male Power Elite are afraid of the resulting Girl Scout Cookie boycotts....


Ginger - Aug 19, 2009 5:36:45 am PDT #20004 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

So I attended the Girl Scouts Heart of Michigan council kick-off last night. I am officially a Girl Scout leader, like my mother and her mother before her.

That's great! I loved Girl Scouts and you'll be a great leader.


StuntHusband - Aug 19, 2009 6:16:58 am PDT #20005 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

I think the White Male Power Elite are afraid of the resulting Girl Scout Cookie boycotts....

Cookie Lysistrata?


Steph L. - Aug 19, 2009 6:36:07 am PDT #20006 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Cookie Lysistrata?

t loves Stunt Husband


tommyrot - Aug 19, 2009 6:37:58 am PDT #20007 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

"Cookie Lysistrata" would be a good band name.


Volans - Aug 19, 2009 6:50:10 am PDT #20008 of 30000
move out and draw fire

Or avatar name.


WindSparrow - Aug 19, 2009 6:55:11 am PDT #20009 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

I can't decide whether I love Typo Boy's mother or StundHusband more. All y'all cool and groovy, and rockin'.


StuntHusband - Aug 19, 2009 7:04:08 am PDT #20010 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

I think Typo Boy's mother is AWESOME.

I'm going to force my co-workers to change our Rock Band bandname, though. TOTALLY.


Shir - Aug 19, 2009 7:14:26 am PDT #20011 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Dear God.

The family dog just spent 15 minutes barking mad. At a kitchen cabinet.

We first thought something slipped in there, like a kitten. Not such luck. We all just pretty much laughed hysterically.

Has anyone had experience with their dog suddenly barking at the furniture?