She doesn't think the government assistance she gets is welfare! Because she neeeeeeds it! This is why I can't pay any more attention.
I hope you don't think that I just come over for the spells and everything. I mean, I really like just talking and hanging out with you and stuff.
Willow ,'First Date'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Feb 11, 2009 12:31:23 pm PST #6105 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
lisah - Feb 11, 2009 12:33:10 pm PST #6106 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate
crap, they just let one of my co-workers go. He was kind of difficult to work with (INTERUPTER EXTRAORDINAIRE) but basically a nice guy. And he has a family. Supposedly got a nice severance at least. And supposedly my job is still safe (I'm easy to work with!) and the company is doing fine. Still it's unnerving. There are only 8 of us here now (including the 3 partners).
tommyrot - Feb 11, 2009 12:34:11 pm PST #6107 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
She doesn't think the government assistance she gets is welfare! Because she neeeeeeds it!
So welfare is what other people get, because they're lazy leaches. Sorta' reminds me of that article on people in the anti-abortion movement who have abortions - the article was titled something like, "Every abortion is immoral except mine."
brenda m - Feb 11, 2009 12:37:06 pm PST #6108 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Eep, Lisa. We lost some people around here yesterday, and it's no fun at all.
ChiKat - Feb 11, 2009 12:41:47 pm PST #6109 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
But I can't forgive her for making me agree with Billo the Clown.
I love Erika. So so much.
Oh, Lisa, I am so sorry. You, too, Brenda. I was wondering what came of your meeting from yesterday morning.
brenda m - Feb 11, 2009 12:47:01 pm PST #6110 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Yeah, it was as expected. Layoffs, about a hundred across our Americas offices, so I guess in the scheme of things not as bad as some are seeing. None of my direct reports, thank dog. We lost a graphic designer, and there were a couple of other people in our department. Ugh.
tommyrot - Feb 11, 2009 12:58:23 pm PST #6111 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Kittens, Inspired by Kittens: Best Internet Video Evar?
kittens inspired by kittens, by blakekelly0. Probably the best internet video in the history of all time this week.
Warning. Worksafe, but has a little girl doing high-pitched squeals like only little girls can.
tommyrot - Feb 11, 2009 1:06:46 pm PST #6112 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Infusing vodka with Skittles is a very popular trend right now. There are a couple of different ways to do it. My way involves separating all the Skittles into their separate flavors and making five different bottles of Skittles vodka.
Barb - Feb 11, 2009 1:42:41 pm PST #6113 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
::joins Tep and msbelle on the Bench of Judging::
Make room y'all.
She's a menace. And while I wouldn't wish Social Services on most people, I most heartily wish them on this whackjob. Because with the babies safe and out of the way, the smiting can begin.
billytea - Feb 11, 2009 1:45:20 pm PST #6114 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
I don't care what they call it, I don't consider urine to be a viable drink option unless I'm dying of thirst in a desert where there's no other water.
Matt's been through the desert on a horse with no bladder, pass it on.
"Cause I'm an asshole, and I park in handicapped spaces. While handicapped people make handicapped faces." Oh, and thanks, wench, for keeping the welfare-queen thing alive. Just when I think I'm beginning to get people to see people on disability as halfway worthwhile, Ghetto Angelina shows up. Argggh.
On the plus side, most people don't have a genuine Bond villain as their nemesis. Think of the notoriety you'll gain for your campaign of destruction against Octopussy.