'Objects In Space'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
She doesn't think the government assistance she gets is welfare! Because she neeeeeeds it!
So welfare is what other people get, because they're lazy leaches. Sorta' reminds me of that article on people in the anti-abortion movement who have abortions - the article was titled something like, "Every abortion is immoral except mine."
Eep, Lisa. We lost some people around here yesterday, and it's no fun at all.
But I can't forgive her for making me agree with Billo the Clown.
I love Erika. So so much.
Oh, Lisa, I am so sorry. You, too, Brenda. I was wondering what came of your meeting from yesterday morning.
Yeah, it was as expected. Layoffs, about a hundred across our Americas offices, so I guess in the scheme of things not as bad as some are seeing. None of my direct reports, thank dog. We lost a graphic designer, and there were a couple of other people in our department. Ugh.
Kittens, Inspired by Kittens: Best Internet Video Evar?
kittens inspired by kittens, by blakekelly0. Probably the best internet video in the history of all time this week.
Warning. Worksafe, but has a little girl doing high-pitched squeals like only little girls can.
Infusing vodka with Skittles is a very popular trend right now. There are a couple of different ways to do it. My way involves separating all the Skittles into their separate flavors and making five different bottles of Skittles vodka.
::joins Tep and msbelle on the Bench of Judging::
Make room y'all.
She's a menace. And while I wouldn't wish Social Services on most people, I most heartily wish them on this whackjob. Because with the babies safe and out of the way, the smiting can begin.
I don't care what they call it, I don't consider urine to be a viable drink option unless I'm dying of thirst in a desert where there's no other water.
Matt's been through the desert on a horse with no bladder, pass it on.
"Cause I'm an asshole, and I park in handicapped spaces. While handicapped people make handicapped faces." Oh, and thanks, wench, for keeping the welfare-queen thing alive. Just when I think I'm beginning to get people to see people on disability as halfway worthwhile, Ghetto Angelina shows up. Argggh.
On the plus side, most people don't have a genuine Bond villain as their nemesis. Think of the notoriety you'll gain for your campaign of destruction against Octopussy.
New word of the day: Poka-yoke
The things you learn when you spend the afternoon reading data center operating manuals.
Think of the notoriety you'll gain for your campaign of destruction against Octopussy.
Do not make me snort at the computer like that at work.