Skittles Vodka Tutorial

Infusing vodka with Skittles is a very popular trend right now. There are a couple of different ways to do it. My way involves separating all the Skittles into their separate flavors and making five different bottles of Skittles vodka.

::joins Tep and msbelle on the Bench of Judging::

Make room y'all.

She's a menace. And while I wouldn't wish Social Services on most people, I most heartily wish them on this whackjob. Because with the babies safe and out of the way, the smiting can begin.

I don't care what they call it, I don't consider urine to be a viable drink option unless I'm dying of thirst in a desert where there's no other water.

Matt's been through the desert on a horse with no bladder, pass it on.

"Cause I'm an asshole, and I park in handicapped spaces. While handicapped people make handicapped faces." Oh, and thanks, wench, for keeping the welfare-queen thing alive. Just when I think I'm beginning to get people to see people on disability as halfway worthwhile, Ghetto Angelina shows up. Argggh.

On the plus side, most people don't have a genuine Bond villain as their nemesis. Think of the notoriety you'll gain for your campaign of destruction against Octopussy.

New word of the day: Poka-yoke

The things you learn when you spend the afternoon reading data center operating manuals.

Think of the notoriety you'll gain for your campaign of destruction against Octopussy.

Do not make me snort at the computer like that at work.

Yay Canada!

Guess which country, alone in the industrialized world, has not faced a single bank failure, calls for bailouts or government intervention in the financial or mortgage sectors. Yup, it's Canada. In 2008, the World Economic Forum ranked Canada's banking system the healthiest in the world. America's ranked 40th, Britain's 44th...

Canada has also been shielded from the worst aspects of this crisis because its housing prices have not fluctuated as wildly as those in the United States. Home prices are down 25 percent in the United States, but only half as much in Canada. Why? Well, the Canadian tax code does not provide the massive incentive for overconsumption that the U.S. code does: interest on your mortgage isn't deductible up north... Ah, but you've heard American politicians wax eloquent on the need for these expensive programs—interest deductibility alone costs the federal government $100 billion a year—because they allow the average Joe to fulfill the American Dream of owning a home. Sixty-eight percent of Americans own their own homes. And the rate of Canadian homeownership? It's 68.4 percent.

Canada has been remarkably responsible over the past decade or so. It has had 12 years of budget surpluses, and can now spend money to fuel a recovery from a strong position. The government has restructured the national pension system, placing it on a firm fiscal footing, unlike our own insolvent Social Security. Its health-care system is cheaper than America's by far (accounting for 9.7 percent of GDP, versus 15.2 percent here), and yet does better on all major indexes. Life expectancy in Canada is 81 years, versus 78 in the United States; "healthy life expectancy" is 72 years, versus 69. American car companies have moved so many jobs to Canada to take advantage of lower health-care costs that since 2004, Ontario and not Michigan has been North America's largest car-producing region.

Crap. I want to go home, and I don't feel like walking to the train station. Thanks to the CTA bus tracker, I can see the bus I want to take has been just sitting there, miles away, for the last 10 or 15 minutes.

I might have to take some bus that doesn't have an online tracking thingie....

I will note that in Australia, interest on your home mortgage is likewise not tax deductible. We have also had a decade of budget surpluses, and indeed a sustained run of surpluses exceeding projections (selling resources to China's been a decent earner). We have also had a pretty well-regulated financial sector and no bank failures. However, we still had an over-inflated housing market - one of the highest appreciation rates in the world this decade.

All consumer debt interest used to be deductible. That was eliminated in the mid-80s and only the mortgage interest deduction remained. This is one reason home equity loans became so popular, you can use them to buy things instead of credit cards and still deduct the interest.

Is house flipping a thing out there, billytea? I imagine it's not common in cold Canada.