River: 1001. 1002. Simon: River... River: Shh. I'm counting between the lightning and the thunder to see if the storm is coming or going. .1005

'The Message'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Feb 05, 2009 2:46:59 pm PST #5224 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

But yeah, anyone carping about raises right now in any position is really not grasping the real world, methinks.

I agree with this in principle, but not getting even a COLA this year IS going to hurt - food prices and utilities will going up whether my salary does or not. (And it's rare that the COLA ever matches the actual increase in COL, but it does help. Not getting one this year is an effective pay cut. By how much, it's too soon to tell.)

The worst car accident I ever saw involved three cars and two deer. We passed it on the road long after the ambulances had gone, but it was obvious how nasty it had been.


Ginger - Feb 05, 2009 2:50:28 pm PST #5225 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

My ex totaled a police car hitting a deer. Deer do not grasp the concept of lights and sirens.


javachik - Feb 05, 2009 2:51:20 pm PST #5226 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Not getting a COLA really sucks ass, Jess. Sorry to hear that.


flea - Feb 05, 2009 2:52:45 pm PST #5227 of 30000
information libertarian

In academia, we laugh at your COLA. Does not exist. You get your 2.75% annual "merit" raise and are supposed to be thankful.

ETA Except in years where we get no raise at all.


Sophia Brooks - Feb 05, 2009 2:55:54 pm PST #5228 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Yeah-- we never, ever get anything but COLA-- our "merit" raises are 3%!

I am lucky because a) I got a huge increase at my previous job at the uni and b) I was reclassifie709ooooooooooooooooo9999999999999999987pppppppppp

last year.

Also, I decided to leave the effectsof my cat on the keyboard.


Steph L. - Feb 05, 2009 2:56:40 pm PST #5229 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

In academia, we laugh at your COLA. Does not exist. You get your 2.75% annual "merit" raise and are supposed to be thankful.

ETA Except in years where we get no raise at all.

Hey, that's MY job! (And we're not even academia....)


Jesse - Feb 05, 2009 2:56:51 pm PST #5230 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yeah, last year was the first in my career where I got a "standard" pay increase.

ION, I heard my grandmother say "fuck" this evening. I am traumatized. Granted, she was reporting someone else's conversation, but STILL.


§ ita § - Feb 05, 2009 3:03:17 pm PST #5231 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Sophia, your cat has stretched the board.


Sophia Brooks - Feb 05, 2009 3:08:21 pm PST #5232 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I think I fixed it!

But now she is eating my chicken.


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 05, 2009 3:45:51 pm PST #5233 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

OK, buffalo burgers tonight were considerably better than Play-Do coonsistency cheesy rice last night.