In academia, we laugh at your COLA. Does not exist. You get your 2.75% annual "merit" raise and are supposed to be thankful.
ETA Except in years where we get no raise at all.
Hey, that's MY job! (And we're not even academia....)
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
In academia, we laugh at your COLA. Does not exist. You get your 2.75% annual "merit" raise and are supposed to be thankful.
ETA Except in years where we get no raise at all.
Hey, that's MY job! (And we're not even academia....)
Yeah, last year was the first in my career where I got a "standard" pay increase.
ION, I heard my grandmother say "fuck" this evening. I am traumatized. Granted, she was reporting someone else's conversation, but STILL.
Sophia, your cat has stretched the board.
I think I fixed it!
But now she is eating my chicken.
OK, buffalo burgers tonight were considerably better than Play-Do coonsistency cheesy rice last night.
I think Loki is getting fat.
what is the rhyme to easy peasy ____ ______?
Doc and Sneezy?
ham and cheesey?
Pudding & pie?
Deer do not grasp the concept of lights and sirens.
Hee. There's a reason the phrase is "like a deer in the headlights."
I think somebody probably hit an elk here recently because there was something very large, very dead off a side road from the highway. We noticed because there were a) six bald eagles including a juvenile hanging out in the area, b) a bunch of ravens sitting morosely in a tree waiting for c) a coyote strolling casually around in the daytime to finish his meal and leave.