In academia, we laugh at your COLA. Does not exist. You get your 2.75% annual "merit" raise and are supposed to be thankful.
ETA Except in years where we get no raise at all.
'Lessons'
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In academia, we laugh at your COLA. Does not exist. You get your 2.75% annual "merit" raise and are supposed to be thankful.
ETA Except in years where we get no raise at all.
Yeah-- we never, ever get anything but COLA-- our "merit" raises are 3%!
I am lucky because a) I got a huge increase at my previous job at the uni and b) I was reclassifie709ooooooooooooooooo9999999999999999987pppppppppp
last year.
Also, I decided to leave the effectsof my cat on the keyboard.
In academia, we laugh at your COLA. Does not exist. You get your 2.75% annual "merit" raise and are supposed to be thankful.
ETA Except in years where we get no raise at all.
Hey, that's MY job! (And we're not even academia....)
Yeah, last year was the first in my career where I got a "standard" pay increase.
ION, I heard my grandmother say "fuck" this evening. I am traumatized. Granted, she was reporting someone else's conversation, but STILL.
Sophia, your cat has stretched the board.
I think I fixed it!
But now she is eating my chicken.
OK, buffalo burgers tonight were considerably better than Play-Do coonsistency cheesy rice last night.
I think Loki is getting fat.
what is the rhyme to easy peasy ____ ______?
Doc and Sneezy?