That's the first thing I thought, connie.
Saffron ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
I wonder how long it will be before he's chastised for wasting energy.
Well, he probably got a free 10 degree increase in ambient temperature from not having Cheney around.
Also the sulphur smell is starting to fade.
You're never going to get all of it out of the carpet though. Shame it has to go -- Clinton always liked it.
Since modern man does not want her to do what God meant her to do, namely to have children,
Oh, but when one of us does get knocked up does the Catholic institution for which one works give maternity leave? No. I -- oops, I mean one -- can't even use more than six weeks of sick leave for one's leave time even though vacation time can't be saved up from year to year.
PS: I did not get pregnant while wearing trousers.
Oh, but when one of us does get knocked up does the Catholic institution for which one works give maternity leave?
Well there's your first problem - working outside the home in the first place!
Obama settles into a more informal White House.
The main thing that story showed was what a dick Bush was.
Barack The President vs. Barack The Elephant
The night before President Barack Obama’s inauguration, most of the world was getting a good night’s sleep in preparation for a day of heavy celebratory drinking. But things were not so calm at the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Center for Elephant Conservation, because on January 19, they welcomed in the birth of a healthy male Asian elephant, who they named Barack in honor of our 44th President. As our tipster Adam writes in “Ringling Bros. names an elephant calf Barack, thus creating a hybrid democrat/republican animal that will lead us to zoopolitical salvation.”
We realize this might be confusing to some of you: Both our President and a brand new baby elephant sharing the same name. So to help stave off that confusion, BWE.tv has created this handy comparison guide for you (plus some bonus pics after the cut.)
My poor coworker just sent out an all-staff email announcing that someone will be "severing" as something instead of "serving." Oops.