You're never going to get all of it out of the carpet though. Shame it has to go -- Clinton always liked it.
Atherton: Half the men in this room wish you were on their arm, tonight. Inara: Only half. I must be losing my indefinable allure.
'Shindig'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Trudy Booth - Jan 29, 2009 7:39:36 am PST #4120 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Connie Neil - Jan 29, 2009 7:40:08 am PST #4121 of 30000
brillig
Sparky1 - Jan 29, 2009 7:40:41 am PST #4122 of 30000
Librarian Warlord
Since modern man does not want her to do what God meant her to do, namely to have children,
Oh, but when one of us does get knocked up does the Catholic institution for which one works give maternity leave? No. I -- oops, I mean one -- can't even use more than six weeks of sick leave for one's leave time even though vacation time can't be saved up from year to year.
PS: I did not get pregnant while wearing trousers.
Jessica - Jan 29, 2009 7:44:53 am PST #4123 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Oh, but when one of us does get knocked up does the Catholic institution for which one works give maternity leave?
Well there's your first problem - working outside the home in the first place!
Ginger - Jan 29, 2009 7:45:33 am PST #4124 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Obama settles into a more informal White House.
The main thing that story showed was what a dick Bush was.
tommyrot - Jan 29, 2009 7:45:43 am PST #4125 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Barack The President vs. Barack The Elephant
The night before President Barack Obama’s inauguration, most of the world was getting a good night’s sleep in preparation for a day of heavy celebratory drinking. But things were not so calm at the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Center for Elephant Conservation, because on January 19, they welcomed in the birth of a healthy male Asian elephant, who they named Barack in honor of our 44th President. As our tipster Adam writes in “Ringling Bros. names an elephant calf Barack, thus creating a hybrid democrat/republican animal that will lead us to zoopolitical salvation.”
We realize this might be confusing to some of you: Both our President and a brand new baby elephant sharing the same name. So to help stave off that confusion, BWE.tv has created this handy comparison guide for you (plus some bonus pics after the cut.)
Jesse - Jan 29, 2009 7:45:55 am PST #4126 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
My poor coworker just sent out an all-staff email announcing that someone will be "severing" as something instead of "serving." Oops.
Gudanov - Jan 29, 2009 7:56:05 am PST #4127 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
Hopefully it was just an error, might want to make sure there are no axes lying about the office just in case.
Jesse - Jan 29, 2009 8:01:16 am PST #4128 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Ha ha! I guess you never know...
Calli - Jan 29, 2009 8:03:03 am PST #4129 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Speaking of medieval weaponry, has the story of Google street view capturing a LARP battle made the rounds here?