I cannot focus on anything today. I just want to sleep for a week and wake up and reset everything.
Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass.
Cordelia ,'Dirty Girls'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sue - Jan 28, 2009 7:50:02 am PST #3952 of 30000
hip deep in pie
Jesse - Jan 28, 2009 7:52:26 am PST #3953 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
My mother is totally blowing me off -- she's coming to the city tomorrow for work, so my dad is coming with her, but I don't know where they're staying, what they want to have for dinner, if they think it makes sense that I take tomorrow afternoon off, etc., etc. I need to make plans!
lori - Jan 28, 2009 8:02:16 am PST #3954 of 30000
Bacon Explosion. [link]
Miracleman - Jan 28, 2009 8:08:56 am PST #3955 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Bacon Explosion. [link]
Oh. It's a recipe.
I was hoping for something more...explode-y.
Hil R. - Jan 28, 2009 8:18:21 am PST #3956 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
DC really can't cope with snow. Schools shut down because the roads aren't cleared, and the roads aren't cleared because the city government really cannot get its act together in much of anything.
Also, does DC have laws about building owners clearing the sidewalks? Because there are plenty of unshoveled unsalted sidewalks here.
On the elevator thing, there have been a few times that I was touched kind of weirdly in an elevator. Not anything major, but just the guy kind of standing or leaning in such a way that my hand would have to brush against his stomach when I pressed the button or something like that. (In most circumstances, I would have just asked him to move, but these couple times were really early in the morning when I could barely put a sentence together.) But I don't really get hypervigilant -- I kind of notice, but that's about it.
Gudanov - Jan 28, 2009 8:32:08 am PST #3957 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
I was hoping for something more...explode-y.
That's a whole different recipe.
Just combine the following ingredients:
1 Large Pig
32oz C-4
1 Blasting Cap
2 Wires, long
1 Battery
Connie Neil - Jan 28, 2009 8:45:18 am PST #3958 of 30000
brillig
Just combine the following ingredients:
1 Large Pig
I first read that as 1 Long Pig.
And sticking a blasting cap in a Long Pig would be exciting.
Dana - Jan 28, 2009 8:48:16 am PST #3959 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
tommyrot - Jan 28, 2009 9:01:08 am PST #3960 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
You know how sometimes a guy will propose to his girlfriend in some public event, like a sporting event? Ever wanted to see the girl say "No"?
Marriage Proposal Rejected at a Basketball Match
It was more sad and less funny than I thought it would be. But still funny.
eta: I like how the TV announcer says that he wants a woman to say "No" just once, just before she does.
Jessica - Jan 28, 2009 9:09:26 am PST #3961 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
