Never goes smooth. How come it never goes smooth?

Mal ,'Safe'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


lori - Jan 28, 2009 8:02:16 am PST #3954 of 30000

Bacon Explosion. [link]


Miracleman - Jan 28, 2009 8:08:56 am PST #3955 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Bacon Explosion. [link]

Oh. It's a recipe.

I was hoping for something more...explode-y.


Hil R. - Jan 28, 2009 8:18:21 am PST #3956 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

DC really can't cope with snow. Schools shut down because the roads aren't cleared, and the roads aren't cleared because the city government really cannot get its act together in much of anything.

Also, does DC have laws about building owners clearing the sidewalks? Because there are plenty of unshoveled unsalted sidewalks here.

On the elevator thing, there have been a few times that I was touched kind of weirdly in an elevator. Not anything major, but just the guy kind of standing or leaning in such a way that my hand would have to brush against his stomach when I pressed the button or something like that. (In most circumstances, I would have just asked him to move, but these couple times were really early in the morning when I could barely put a sentence together.) But I don't really get hypervigilant -- I kind of notice, but that's about it.


Gudanov - Jan 28, 2009 8:32:08 am PST #3957 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

I was hoping for something more...explode-y.

That's a whole different recipe.

Just combine the following ingredients:
1 Large Pig
32oz C-4
1 Blasting Cap
2 Wires, long
1 Battery


Connie Neil - Jan 28, 2009 8:45:18 am PST #3958 of 30000
brillig

Just combine the following ingredients:
1 Large Pig

I first read that as 1 Long Pig.

And sticking a blasting cap in a Long Pig would be exciting.


Dana - Jan 28, 2009 8:48:16 am PST #3959 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

GFY has a closeup of Lisa Rinna's SAG dress.

Not really worksafe, at least by implication.


tommyrot - Jan 28, 2009 9:01:08 am PST #3960 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

You know how sometimes a guy will propose to his girlfriend in some public event, like a sporting event? Ever wanted to see the girl say "No"?

Marriage Proposal Rejected at a Basketball Match

It was more sad and less funny than I thought it would be. But still funny.

eta: I like how the TV announcer says that he wants a woman to say "No" just once, just before she does.


Jessica - Jan 28, 2009 9:09:26 am PST #3961 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Hello Zombie birthday cake

More pics here: [link]


Frankenbuddha - Jan 28, 2009 9:16:32 am PST #3962 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I first read that as 1 Long Pig.

Mmmm. Long pig.


beekaytee - Jan 28, 2009 9:19:12 am PST #3963 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

A quick question for facebookers. I accepted a friend request from someone from high school...despite reservations about mixing the groups in my life up. Upon viewing her profile, I see a potential for trouble down the road.

The question: when you 'unfriend' someone, are they notified?