I can't even figure out what agenda is being furthered by some of those.
I guess for ones like the restaurant one I'm glad a black person got paid, even if her face didn't end up getting used. Swapping Oprah's head onto that mashup cover, though? The fuck?
Oops, took the wrong weekend off. Oh darn.
Gonna miss the beach bash on Cape Cod.
Gonna miss my father and brother fighting over how to put up the sun shade. Gonna miss the white trash drunkenly shout obscenities at each other while the rest of us ask who the heck they came with. Gonna miss that one family abuse their friends dog with continual shouts of rebuke as it sits quietly in it's cage, dying of sunstroke. Gonna miss watching our now 50 y/o host continue to attract crowds of adoring girls ages 2 to 25 and be yet again creeped out that that was me when I was 15. Gonna really miss creepy Bruce in his overalls offering me a cigar and making no secret that he wanted to watch me smoke it, while his wife knits and silently jihads all the scantily clad youths.
But mostly, gonna miss the cute redhead with his adorable boys and really nice wife (bitch!!).
I'm gonna go all judgy and say that there's really no reason a 69 year old man and a 47 year old woman should have a 5 year old and 3 year old twins. Honestly, people, the child-bearing years end for a reason.
Have a good trip, Dana! Come back with stories and pictures!
I'm with you, flea. You saw that the woman in her 60s who lied to get IVF or whatever just died? Really sad for those kids.
Last minute planning for my 20th high school reunion. Why did I agree to help?!
To go along with my dream job, here's my new Fortress of Solitu-doom.
I'm not sure the Towson one with the laptop is photoshopped. Or, if it is, then I think it was the laptop photoshopped into the picture, not the girl. The girl's torso and legs definitely match each other, and they don't match the picture on the laptop screen, and it would be a really difficult and somewhat ridiculous photoshop job to replace the white girl with the black girl while leaving the laptop there. My guess is that either the laptop (and the hands) are the only fake part, or the whole picture is real, and the image on the screen is someone that she's talking to.