Eggs. The living legend needs eggs. Or maybe another milk.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sheryl - Jul 20, 2009 12:15:07 pm PDT #29971 of 30000
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Yay Allyson!

Why am I so freaking tired? I thought I slept fine last night...


tommyrot - Jul 20, 2009 12:16:34 pm PDT #29972 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yeah, that was really what made me shake my head. Of course, the problem was probably that they didn't have any other suitable (for photoshopping) pictures of black students.

There was maybe a conversation like this:

"We need a photo of a black person!"

"But where will we find one"?

"Look in the folder marked 'Black Student Union' - I bet you can find one there!"


§ ita § - Jul 20, 2009 1:05:39 pm PDT #29973 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

tommy, that sounds too plausible to be funny.


-t - Jul 20, 2009 1:10:09 pm PDT #29974 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I can't even figure out what agenda is being furthered by some of those.


Burrell - Jul 20, 2009 1:13:31 pm PDT #29975 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Thanks for the coffee link, msbelle.


§ ita § - Jul 20, 2009 1:21:38 pm PDT #29976 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I can't even figure out what agenda is being furthered by some of those.

I guess for ones like the restaurant one I'm glad a black person got paid, even if her face didn't end up getting used. Swapping Oprah's head onto that mashup cover, though? The fuck?


Juliebird - Jul 20, 2009 1:23:43 pm PDT #29977 of 30000
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

Oops, took the wrong weekend off. Oh darn.

Gonna miss the beach bash on Cape Cod.

Gonna miss my father and brother fighting over how to put up the sun shade. Gonna miss the white trash drunkenly shout obscenities at each other while the rest of us ask who the heck they came with. Gonna miss that one family abuse their friends dog with continual shouts of rebuke as it sits quietly in it's cage, dying of sunstroke. Gonna miss watching our now 50 y/o host continue to attract crowds of adoring girls ages 2 to 25 and be yet again creeped out that that was me when I was 15. Gonna really miss creepy Bruce in his overalls offering me a cigar and making no secret that he wanted to watch me smoke it, while his wife knits and silently jihads all the scantily clad youths.

But mostly, gonna miss the cute redhead with his adorable boys and really nice wife (bitch!!).


§ ita § - Jul 20, 2009 1:24:25 pm PDT #29978 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

George Lazenby wants his pre-nup with Pam Shriver voided. How did I have no idea they were a couple?


flea - Jul 20, 2009 1:29:57 pm PDT #29979 of 30000
information libertarian

I'm gonna go all judgy and say that there's really no reason a 69 year old man and a 47 year old woman should have a 5 year old and 3 year old twins. Honestly, people, the child-bearing years end for a reason.


msbelle - Jul 20, 2009 1:43:29 pm PDT #29980 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Pam Shriver isn't gay?