Rule for the future: in order to be president, you must be able to speak coherent English?
And you don't have red glowy eyes or other body parts.
I know I'm a bad poet, but I'm a good man. All I ask is that... is that you try to see me—
William ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Jul 20, 2009 7:57:46 am PDT #29917 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Theodosia - Jul 20, 2009 7:59:15 am PDT #29918 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Just to be safe, you have to be able to spell and pronounce at least 50 out of 100 words from the Scripps Spelling Bee.
-t - Jul 20, 2009 8:00:35 am PDT #29919 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I say as long as your red glowy body parts are made in America, you can be President.
Jessica - Jul 20, 2009 8:01:55 am PDT #29920 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I say as long as your red glowy body parts are made in America, you can be President.
I think that rules out most Cylons - almost all of them are Canadian.
Gudanov - Jul 20, 2009 8:02:11 am PDT #29921 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
Aaaaand my conservative classmate is comparing Sarah Palin's resignation speech to Obama speaking without a teleprompter. Really? Is that important? Is it more important than this moron trying to put herself a heartbeat away from the presidency?
If you want to compare without teleprompters why not compare how they answer questions in interviews?
Gudanov - Jul 20, 2009 8:03:44 am PDT #29922 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
I think that rules out most Cylons - almost all of them are Canadian.
Which explains a lot. They look like us and they have a plan.
Allyson - Jul 20, 2009 8:14:07 am PDT #29923 of 30000
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Agent Kate called my bat book "fabulous!" With an exclamation point! Notes to follow tomorrow.
JUMPING UP AND DOWN!!!
Gudanov - Jul 20, 2009 8:15:08 am PDT #29924 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
Congratulations on the awesome news!
Tom Scola - Jul 20, 2009 8:15:56 am PDT #29925 of 30000
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
YAY!!!
Allyson - Jul 20, 2009 8:16:07 am PDT #29926 of 30000
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Agent Kate does not throw around "fabulous" loosely.
Am very happy!