Everybody dies, Tracey. Someone's carrying a bullet for you right now, doesn't even know it. The trick is to die of old age before it finds you.

Mal ,'The Message'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Jul 16, 2009 10:47:19 am PDT #29484 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Beware of the blob, Kristin and Drew!

Huge blob of Arctic goo floats past Slope communities

Hunters from Wainwright first started noticing the stuff sometime probably early last week. It's thick and dark and "gooey" and is drifting for miles in the cold Arctic waters, according to Gordon Brower with the North Slope Borough's Planning and Community Services Department.

Brower and other borough officials, joined by the U.S. Coast Guard, flew out to Wainwright to investigate. The agencies found "globs" of the stuff floating miles offshore Friday and collected samples for testing.

Nobody knows for sure what the gunk is, but Petty Officer 1st Class Terry Hasenauer says the Coast Guard is sure what it is not.

"It's certainly biological," Hasenauer said. "It's definitely not an oil product of any kind. It has no characteristics of an oil, or a hazardous substance, for that matter.

"It's definitely, by the smell and the makeup of it, it's some sort of naturally occurring organic or otherwise marine organism."

Something else: No one in Barrow or Wainwright can remember seeing anything like this before, Brower said.

"That's one of the reasons we went out, because in recent history I don't think we've seen anything like this," he said. "Maybe inside lakes or in stagnant water or something, but not (in the ocean) that we could recall ...

"If it was something we'd seen before, we'd be able to say something about it. But we haven't ...which prompted concerns from the local hunters and whaling captains."

The stuff is "gooey" and looks dark against the bright white ice floating in the Arctic Ocean, Brower said.

"It's pitch black when it hits ice and it kind of discolors the ice and hangs off of it," Brower said. He saw some jellyfish tangled up in the stuff, and someone turned in what was left of a dead goose -- just bones and feathers -- to the borough's wildlife department.

"It kind of has an odor; I can't describe it," he said.


msbelle - Jul 16, 2009 10:50:01 am PDT #29485 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

EWWW.

I ated too much.


Kathy A - Jul 16, 2009 10:51:22 am PDT #29486 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

msbelle, that post just caught someone's attention!


Steph L. - Jul 16, 2009 10:56:44 am PDT #29487 of 30000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Homemade oatmeal stout and Heath Bar ice cream

Oh brave new world, that has such snack foods in't!


Polter-Cow - Jul 16, 2009 11:13:16 am PDT #29488 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Ha ha ha. I showed my co-worker the story on The Blob, and she said, "It's still a UFO, huh?"

"It's not flying," I said.

She replied, "It's floating!"


tommyrot - Jul 16, 2009 11:44:34 am PDT #29489 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Huge collection of Star Trek memorabilia for sale: [link]

This is one of the older (and more expensive) items: 1967 Hasbro Star Trek Paint by Numbers-MINT Sealed!!

Price: US $1,799.99


flea - Jul 16, 2009 12:16:21 pm PDT #29490 of 30000
information libertarian

Have we discussed the Roller-Saking Babies here? [link] I feel like I ought to think it's horrifying, but instead I find it charming and kind of love it.


tommyrot - Jul 16, 2009 12:17:39 pm PDT #29491 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Have we discussed the Roller-Saking Babies here?

Yeah, I linked to it a while back....


Sheryl - Jul 16, 2009 12:29:56 pm PDT #29492 of 30000
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

I was 16 months old at the time of the moon landing. I don't know if my parents watched or not. I don't remember seeing it.


brenda m - Jul 16, 2009 1:38:35 pm PDT #29493 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

The cat across the way is about to burn his eyeballs out from staring at me so hard. He's a black and white with a little Hitler mustache and a very intense gaze.

(As an aside, how much do I love being able to work from home? I'm on a crazy deadline but I'm outside, beer in hand, having a stare-down with Hitler, and still getting my work done. I can only do it once a week, and probably wouldn't want to do more than two, but man, does it make life better.)