Bye, now. Have good sex.

Kaylee ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Jul 12, 2009 6:37:36 am PDT #28701 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

You just need a longbox for comics, msbelle. You can get one at a comic store.


Sheryl - Jul 12, 2009 7:00:04 am PDT #28702 of 30000
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

The con was decent, and we got home after 1 this morning. Today will be spent doing laundry. Oh, fun...


Steph L. - Jul 12, 2009 7:23:26 am PDT #28703 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Tom's to-do list is exactly mine today. Including dealing with all the comics that are lying around.


tommyrot - Jul 12, 2009 7:26:23 am PDT #28704 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm trapped. I'm lying on the floor and there is a cat on my butt. I'm OK for now, as I have a laptop and music. At some point, though, I'll have to go to the bathroom....


Calli - Jul 12, 2009 7:30:58 am PDT #28705 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I've taken out the trash, cleaned up the front porch, vacuumed the apartment, and removed the science projects from the fridge. While all of this needed to be done, I live alone, so I'm kind of surprised it actually did get done.

The cat thinks I wasted valuable time that could have been better spent watching him watch a mouse hole outside, in the humid, 90F weather.


brenda m - Jul 12, 2009 7:33:27 am PDT #28706 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I'm sitting waiting for bellydance class to start. Then errands and groceries and hopefully some beers and grilling later.


Juliebird - Jul 12, 2009 7:36:31 am PDT #28707 of 30000
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

Labeling 290 envelopes and stuffing them. Need to find the foldy-machine-thing. Told delivery man that he needed to move his van to the drop-off spot and not block the driveway regardless of how much he still had to unload. He yes'm'd and then kept blocking the driveway. It took much willpower not to PMS all over him. I did get a little hostile. He might have then implied "fuck you".


tommyrot - Jul 12, 2009 7:37:50 am PDT #28708 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Umm... maybe this woman is in denial about her daughter's naughtyness?

'Pool got my daughter pregnant'

A Polish mum is suing an Egyptian hotel after claiming her daughter got pregnant using their mixed swimming pool.

The bizarre claim surfaced as Magdalena Kwiatkowska demanded compensation after her 13-year-old daughter came back from the family holiday expecting a baby.

Tourist authorities in Warsaw confirmed they had received the complaint which states that the girl conceived because of stray sperm in the pool.

"The mother is adamant that her daughter didn't meet any boys while she was there and is determined to go ahead with the case," said one travel industry source.


amych - Jul 12, 2009 7:40:32 am PDT #28709 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Wow, that's some industrial-strength denial.


msbelle - Jul 12, 2009 7:56:13 am PDT #28710 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I have pawned of the child and enjoyed a brown bag lunch in mad sq pk. Now to shop, but so much that it won't fit in a yoga locker. Bb&b is first up.