I've taken out the trash, cleaned up the front porch, vacuumed the apartment, and removed the science projects from the fridge. While all of this needed to be done, I live alone, so I'm kind of surprised it actually did get done.

The cat thinks I wasted valuable time that could have been better spent watching him watch a mouse hole outside, in the humid, 90F weather.

I'm sitting waiting for bellydance class to start. Then errands and groceries and hopefully some beers and grilling later.

Labeling 290 envelopes and stuffing them. Need to find the foldy-machine-thing. Told delivery man that he needed to move his van to the drop-off spot and not block the driveway regardless of how much he still had to unload. He yes'm'd and then kept blocking the driveway. It took much willpower not to PMS all over him. I did get a little hostile. He might have then implied "fuck you".

Umm... maybe this woman is in denial about her daughter's naughtyness?

'Pool got my daughter pregnant'

A Polish mum is suing an Egyptian hotel after claiming her daughter got pregnant using their mixed swimming pool.

The bizarre claim surfaced as Magdalena Kwiatkowska demanded compensation after her 13-year-old daughter came back from the family holiday expecting a baby.

Tourist authorities in Warsaw confirmed they had received the complaint which states that the girl conceived because of stray sperm in the pool.

"The mother is adamant that her daughter didn't meet any boys while she was there and is determined to go ahead with the case," said one travel industry source.

Wow, that's some industrial-strength denial.

I have pawned of the child and enjoyed a brown bag lunch in mad sq pk. Now to shop, but so much that it won't fit in a yoga locker. Bb&b is first up.

Clio is enjoying the action at Perkins' house: [link]

Clio is enjoying the action at Perkins' house

Buffista cats unite!

Buffista cats unite!

Don't say that. They'll form a cat army and overtake us. Hec would be the first one against the wall.

Bwah.