Wow, that combines all the charms of micromanagement and inappropriate comments from guys on the street.
He doesn't travel well. He's like fine shrimp.
Anya ,'Touched'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
amych - Jul 06, 2009 11:10:17 am PDT #27589 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
tommyrot - Jul 06, 2009 11:10:27 am PDT #27590 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
That sounds amazingly creepy.
Nah. It gets creepy when the computers start monitoring people's smiles all the time instead of once a day, and then people start to get plastic surgery so they're always smiling, and finally people without the smiling plastic surgery find they can't get jobs....
Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 06, 2009 11:10:35 am PDT #27591 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Hm. I think, in all likelihood, that a male manicurist will still only solve one problem.
I was going to say, unless you're Liza Minelli I don't think that's where you should be looking for a boyfriend.
msbelle - Jul 06, 2009 11:10:44 am PDT #27592 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Gud, I am woth you on wanting to drop a few pounds and also on just buckling down and changing my diet liek I need to. Good luck to you!
I would immediately start looking for a new job if they made me do smile training.
Trudy Booth - Jul 06, 2009 11:10:51 am PDT #27593 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Maybe "Lift up your mouth corners" is losing something in translation?
Jessica - Jul 06, 2009 11:16:11 am PDT #27594 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Wow, that combines all the charms of micromanagement and inappropriate comments from guys on the street.
Took the words right out of my non-smiling mouth.
msbelle - Jul 06, 2009 11:19:30 am PDT #27595 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I am thinking of the horror of a program that snaps a shot of you when you log on each morning:
"You'd look much better, if you'd do somthing with that hair."
"Did you forget your make-up this morning?"
"Are you gaining weight? Maybe take a walk during lunch."
"Your face is paler and more bloated than normal, a representative from HR will be by to administer a drug test."
"Try to shave tomorrow."
tommyrot - Jul 06, 2009 11:27:28 am PDT #27596 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Ancient Gay Sex, depicted on a coin. (from Ancient Rome.) More or less worksafe, as you have to look at it closely to see the erect penis.
Toddson - Jul 06, 2009 11:35:13 am PDT #27597 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
I am thinking of the horror of a program that snaps a shot of you when you log on each morning:
Might as well live with your mother (assuming they're anything like mine).
§ ita § - Jul 06, 2009 11:56:13 am PDT #27598 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I am thinking of the horror of a program that snaps a shot of you when you log on each morning:
Sounds like an idea for Wii Fashion.
Apparently if you smile more it makes you happier. It's supposed to work both ways like that.