Wow, that combines all the charms of micromanagement and inappropriate comments from guys on the street.
Took the words right out of my non-smiling mouth.
Simon: You're out of your mind. Early: That's between me and my mind.
'Objects In Space'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Jul 06, 2009 11:16:11 am PDT #27594 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
msbelle - Jul 06, 2009 11:19:30 am PDT #27595 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I am thinking of the horror of a program that snaps a shot of you when you log on each morning:
"You'd look much better, if you'd do somthing with that hair."
"Did you forget your make-up this morning?"
"Are you gaining weight? Maybe take a walk during lunch."
"Your face is paler and more bloated than normal, a representative from HR will be by to administer a drug test."
"Try to shave tomorrow."
tommyrot - Jul 06, 2009 11:27:28 am PDT #27596 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Ancient Gay Sex, depicted on a coin. (from Ancient Rome.) More or less worksafe, as you have to look at it closely to see the erect penis.
Toddson - Jul 06, 2009 11:35:13 am PDT #27597 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
I am thinking of the horror of a program that snaps a shot of you when you log on each morning:
Might as well live with your mother (assuming they're anything like mine).
§ ita § - Jul 06, 2009 11:56:13 am PDT #27598 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I am thinking of the horror of a program that snaps a shot of you when you log on each morning:
Sounds like an idea for Wii Fashion.
Apparently if you smile more it makes you happier. It's supposed to work both ways like that.
tommyrot - Jul 06, 2009 11:59:59 am PDT #27599 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
sarameg - Jul 06, 2009 12:22:57 pm PDT #27600 of 30000
Today is trying to kill me.
Atropa - Jul 06, 2009 12:24:21 pm PDT #27601 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Wow, that combines all the charms of micromanagement and inappropriate comments from guys on the street.
Yes, this. And I say this as someone who is usually smiling!
I need a personal assistant. And a time machine.
Kat - Jul 06, 2009 12:36:23 pm PDT #27602 of 30000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
GRRRR... Getting a passport is trickier than I remember. I need to call around for an appt.
Barb - Jul 06, 2009 12:45:27 pm PDT #27603 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
I actually need to figure out what to do about a passport. I HAD one and presumably, it's still in my house somewhere, never mind that I never updated it after I got married because I never actually went anywhere I needed it. The few times I traveled outside the U.S. were pre-9/11 so I didn't need my passport for the Disney cruise or to go to Canada.
Yes, my life really is that sad. But anyhow, I can't find the damned thing-- I've looked everywhere, including the safety deposit box. There's one last place, which is Lewis' lockbox, but guess who lost the key? *glares at husband* But given that it wasn't updated and had a photo taken when I was... oh, fourteen, I wonder if I should just call it lost and apply for a new one? Advice?