That sounds amazingly creepy.

Nah. It gets creepy when the computers start monitoring people's smiles all the time instead of once a day, and then people start to get plastic surgery so they're always smiling, and finally people without the smiling plastic surgery find they can't get jobs....

Hm. I think, in all likelihood, that a male manicurist will still only solve one problem.

I was going to say, unless you're Liza Minelli I don't think that's where you should be looking for a boyfriend.

Gud, I am woth you on wanting to drop a few pounds and also on just buckling down and changing my diet liek I need to. Good luck to you!

I would immediately start looking for a new job if they made me do smile training.

Maybe "Lift up your mouth corners" is losing something in translation?

Wow, that combines all the charms of micromanagement and inappropriate comments from guys on the street.

Took the words right out of my non-smiling mouth.

I am thinking of the horror of a program that snaps a shot of you when you log on each morning:

"You'd look much better, if you'd do somthing with that hair."

"Did you forget your make-up this morning?"

"Are you gaining weight? Maybe take a walk during lunch."

"Your face is paler and more bloated than normal, a representative from HR will be by to administer a drug test."

"Try to shave tomorrow."

Ancient Gay Sex, depicted on a coin. (from Ancient Rome.) More or less worksafe, as you have to look at it closely to see the erect penis.

I am thinking of the horror of a program that snaps a shot of you when you log on each morning:

Might as well live with your mother (assuming they're anything like mine).

I am thinking of the horror of a program that snaps a shot of you when you log on each morning:

Sounds like an idea for Wii Fashion.

Apparently if you smile more it makes you happier. It's supposed to work both ways like that.

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