Can someone please tell my cat that she can be any place in the universe except on/in front of my laptop?
I would, but everytime I tell my cat that he promptly ignores me, so I suspect I am not asking correctly.
So, how was your summer? Mine was fun. Saw some fish. Went mad with hunger. Hallucinated a whole bunch.
Angel ,'Conviction (1)'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
ChiKat - Jul 01, 2009 3:12:45 pm PDT #26939 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
-t - Jul 01, 2009 3:14:39 pm PDT #26940 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Cats do not want you to take in information. They need to protect you from the internets, books, and newspapers. It's for your own good.
bon bon - Jul 01, 2009 3:19:31 pm PDT #26941 of 30000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
They need to protect you from the internets, books, and newspapers. It's for your own good.
And, according to Kripkat, yoga. He knows there's something fishy about upward/downward dog!
(Or I'm just so lazy I just allowed a cat to keep me from finishing yoga.)
tommyrot - Jul 01, 2009 3:21:34 pm PDT #26942 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
quote o' the day, by Glenn Beck:
How can the world not be laughing at us? We have all these resources. Why did we buy Alaska in the 1950s? We bought Alaska for the resources. And now we say no!
Jesse - Jul 01, 2009 3:23:59 pm PDT #26943 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
In my nonprofit life, I've gotten exactly one annual raise.
Calli - Jul 01, 2009 3:31:11 pm PDT #26944 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
My nonprofit put off performance reviews for 6 months. No performance review = no raise or no promotion (which would include a raise). Eh, it beats layoffs.
sarameg - Jul 01, 2009 3:31:26 pm PDT #26945 of 30000
Oh, I am grateful, believe me.
-t - Jul 01, 2009 3:31:30 pm PDT #26946 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
He knows there's something fishy about upward/downward dog!
Yes, that's another danger.
Dogs, of course, want to help you do yoga because it looks like fun. Why would you put your face that close to the floor if you didn't want it licked, after all?
tommyrot - Jul 01, 2009 3:33:46 pm PDT #26947 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
A funny picture of a dog sitting on another dog: [link]
Zenkitty - Jul 01, 2009 3:34:05 pm PDT #26948 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
(My first experience with Rt. 22, no left turns, and jughandles was my first night, after sunset, in the pouring rain, after a six hour drive. My hate was strong).
Juliebird, that was my EXACT first experience with NJ! Along with getting lost because I'd been told the wrong exit number. I lived there for 13 years. I learned that some parts of NJ are actually very nice. But I still hated it.
Congratulations, Doctor Nilly!