Every planet has its own weird customs. About a year before we met, I spent six weeks on a moon where the principal form of recreation was juggling geese. My hand to God. Baby geese. Goslings. They were juggled.

Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Barb - Jun 11, 2009 4:30:58 am PDT #23707 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Morning shuffle:

Monsoon- Robbie Williams
This Was the Year- Nina Gordon
Save it For Me- Franki Valli & the Four Seasons
What Hurts the Most- Rascal Flatts
With You- Josh Groban

I think I need more coffee. And my iTunes needs to stop laughing at me.


tommyrot - Jun 11, 2009 4:38:16 am PDT #23708 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Texas town says goodbye to 'hello'

KINGSVILLE, Texas (AP) -- In this friendly little ranching town, "hello" is wearing out its welcome. And Leonso Canales Jr. is happy as heck.

At his urging, the Kleberg County commissioners on Monday unanimously designated "heaven-o" as the county's official greeting. The reason: "hello" contains the word "hell."

"When you go to school and church, they tell you 'hell' is negative and 'heaven' is positive,'" said the 56-year-old Canales, who owns the Kingsville Flea Market. "I think it's time that we set a new precedent, to tell our kids that we are positive adults."

The new salutation, according to the county resolution, is a "symbol of peace, friendship and welcome" in this "age of anxiety."


amych - Jun 11, 2009 4:39:32 am PDT #23709 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

they tell you 'hell' is negative

Not compared to, say, "fuck-this-o".


tommyrot - Jun 11, 2009 4:40:44 am PDT #23710 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

That's not very symbolic of peace, friendship and welcome of you.


tommyrot - Jun 11, 2009 4:42:32 am PDT #23711 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

More from the article:

David Sabrio, a professor of English at Texas A&M University-Kingsville, noted that the Oxford English Dictionary says "hello" stems from an old German greeting for hailing a boat.

"Linguistically and historically, the word 'hello' has no connection at all with what we associate with the underworld," he said. "People may make that connection in their own mind. I certainly don't."

I bet "hello" was an old German greeting for hailing a boat... from hell!


DavidS - Jun 11, 2009 4:45:52 am PDT #23712 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

That's some kind of world class stupid, Mr. Canales.


tommyrot - Jun 11, 2009 4:47:32 am PDT #23713 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

When y'all were kids, was 'hell' a bad word? It was in our Christian grade-school.


Trudy Booth - Jun 11, 2009 4:51:08 am PDT #23714 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

It's Texas. Shouldn't they all be saying "Howdy" anyway?


DavidS - Jun 11, 2009 4:51:10 am PDT #23715 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

When y'all were kids, was 'hell' a bad word? It was in our Christian grade-school.

Yeah, but it came off the "bad word" list earlier than the other ones. And hence the cocksuckin' slippery slope I've been on ever since.


tommyrot - Jun 11, 2009 4:53:21 am PDT #23716 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

cocksuckin' slippery slope

I read this as 'cocksuckin' slurpy slope.'