Buffy: You tossed that vamp like he was a... little teeny vamp. Riley: You wanna go again? C'mon. I bet this place is just teeming with aerodynamic vampires.

'Help'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Jun 11, 2009 4:42:32 am PDT #23711 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

More from the article:

David Sabrio, a professor of English at Texas A&M University-Kingsville, noted that the Oxford English Dictionary says "hello" stems from an old German greeting for hailing a boat.

"Linguistically and historically, the word 'hello' has no connection at all with what we associate with the underworld," he said. "People may make that connection in their own mind. I certainly don't."

I bet "hello" was an old German greeting for hailing a boat... from hell!


DavidS - Jun 11, 2009 4:45:52 am PDT #23712 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

That's some kind of world class stupid, Mr. Canales.


tommyrot - Jun 11, 2009 4:47:32 am PDT #23713 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

When y'all were kids, was 'hell' a bad word? It was in our Christian grade-school.


Trudy Booth - Jun 11, 2009 4:51:08 am PDT #23714 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

It's Texas. Shouldn't they all be saying "Howdy" anyway?


DavidS - Jun 11, 2009 4:51:10 am PDT #23715 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

When y'all were kids, was 'hell' a bad word? It was in our Christian grade-school.

Yeah, but it came off the "bad word" list earlier than the other ones. And hence the cocksuckin' slippery slope I've been on ever since.


tommyrot - Jun 11, 2009 4:53:21 am PDT #23716 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

cocksuckin' slippery slope

I read this as 'cocksuckin' slurpy slope.'


Calli - Jun 11, 2009 5:03:14 am PDT #23717 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

It's Texas. Shouldn't they all be saying "Howdy" anyway?

Or "Hey". Maybe we should just institute a national "Yo" greeting and be done with it.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Jun 11, 2009 5:07:48 am PDT #23718 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

iTunes on shuffle while cleaning flat.

Minority - Green Day

Fade Together - Franz Ferdinand

Till Kingdom Come - Coldplay

Tether - Indigo Girls

Hallelujah - Jeff Buckley


Jesse - Jun 11, 2009 5:09:19 am PDT #23719 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

At his urging, the Kleberg County commissioners on Monday unanimously designated "heaven-o" as the county's official greeting. The reason: "hello" contains the word "hell."

There was some kind of wacky religious group that ran this hotel in Philadelphia my parents stayed at once (ON SEPARATE FLOORS), where they said "Peace" instead of "hell! oh" when answering the phone, etc.


tommyrot - Jun 11, 2009 5:09:37 am PDT #23720 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Random question - if you have really bad sinuses, and you're suddenly exposed to the vacuum of space, would your sinuses clear out?