You're not gonna jokey-rhyme your way out of this one.

Willow ,'Sleeper'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Jun 11, 2009 4:51:10 am PDT #23715 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

When y'all were kids, was 'hell' a bad word? It was in our Christian grade-school.

Yeah, but it came off the "bad word" list earlier than the other ones. And hence the cocksuckin' slippery slope I've been on ever since.


tommyrot - Jun 11, 2009 4:53:21 am PDT #23716 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

cocksuckin' slippery slope

I read this as 'cocksuckin' slurpy slope.'


Calli - Jun 11, 2009 5:03:14 am PDT #23717 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

It's Texas. Shouldn't they all be saying "Howdy" anyway?

Or "Hey". Maybe we should just institute a national "Yo" greeting and be done with it.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Jun 11, 2009 5:07:48 am PDT #23718 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

iTunes on shuffle while cleaning flat.

Minority - Green Day

Fade Together - Franz Ferdinand

Till Kingdom Come - Coldplay

Tether - Indigo Girls

Hallelujah - Jeff Buckley


Jesse - Jun 11, 2009 5:09:19 am PDT #23719 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

At his urging, the Kleberg County commissioners on Monday unanimously designated "heaven-o" as the county's official greeting. The reason: "hello" contains the word "hell."

There was some kind of wacky religious group that ran this hotel in Philadelphia my parents stayed at once (ON SEPARATE FLOORS), where they said "Peace" instead of "hell! oh" when answering the phone, etc.


tommyrot - Jun 11, 2009 5:09:37 am PDT #23720 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Random question - if you have really bad sinuses, and you're suddenly exposed to the vacuum of space, would your sinuses clear out?


Jessica - Jun 11, 2009 5:10:31 am PDT #23721 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Random question - if you have really bad sinuses, and you're suddenly exposed to the vacuum of space, would your sinuses clear out?

And if so, does anyone have a rocket I could borrow?


Polter-Cow - Jun 11, 2009 5:10:39 am PDT #23722 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

iTunes on shuffle while cleaning flat.

Minority - Green Day

Fade Together - Franz Ferdinand

Till Kingdom Come - Coldplay

Tether - Indigo Girls

Hallelujah - Jeff Buckley

Seska, so far yours is the closest to a hypothetical mine. The only song I have is "Minority," but I have four of those artists!


Jesse - Jun 11, 2009 5:12:29 am PDT #23723 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Wacky religious hotel = Divine Tracy: [link] I forgot about the dress code! Good times.


DavidS - Jun 11, 2009 5:12:54 am PDT #23724 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I read this as 'cocksuckin' slurpy slope.'

Same dif. I will now be mentally substituting "slurpy slope" whenever anybody refers to the "slippery slope."

The cocksuckin' will be implicit.