Fred: The size and depth of the wound indicate a female vampire. Harmony: Or gay! Fred: Um…it doesn't really work like that.

'Harm's Way'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Liese S. - Jun 01, 2009 11:44:26 am PDT #22269 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

I had a productive day in the office today, too, but it was at the cost of getting a shower. Which I need to go do right this minute. Just after I turn over the laundry. Joys of working at home.

(Etymological note: The SO & my family have concluded that I have made up the term "turn over the laundry" myself. Does no one else say this to mean: took the wet clothes out of the laundry and put into the dryer, and put the next load of dirty clothes in the washer?)


Gudanov - Jun 01, 2009 11:44:42 am PDT #22270 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

My aunt really needs a new computer, but I just don't have one handy right now. I gave away a computer to a single mother working at Wal-Mart not too long ago and my supply of spare parts pretty much went away with that. I also have a high school friend who could use a new computer. Oh well, my supply of computers is limited.


Kat - Jun 01, 2009 11:46:33 am PDT #22271 of 30000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Katie Roiphe is, yet again, an idjit.


Burrell - Jun 01, 2009 11:50:27 am PDT #22272 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

So unlike every other domesticated animal, cats chose us.

I thought that was also true of dogs initially, that they first started to hang around humans long before we has the ability to domesticate animals.


msbelle - Jun 01, 2009 11:53:07 am PDT #22273 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I think all women who have their children in the FB pic should change their status to "I think Katie Roiphe is a self-important ass, and she does not speak for THIS woman. Don't know who she is? All the better, she's a waste of time."


erikaj - Jun 01, 2009 11:54:06 am PDT #22274 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

Just the sort of maturity I might expect from a woman whose whole ouevre could be summarized in a collection titled "Fuck You, Mom...Just, Fuck You!" Maybe she and Rebecca Walker could make it an anthology since the only reason anybody gives a fuck about either is their mommies anyway.


§ ita § - Jun 01, 2009 11:55:29 am PDT #22275 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Just got interview prepped by a recruiter for my Tuesday phone interview. She brought up the dreaded "What is your greatest weakness?" That's such a sadistic question, because I don't believe any of the advice I've heard/seen to date about answering it correctly. "I work too hard" is so obvious, and the "It is X, but here's how I address it" is still fraught with peril.


Gudanov - Jun 01, 2009 11:57:41 am PDT #22276 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

I suppose, "I have no weaknesses for I am a divine being," wouldn't go over well.


tommyrot - Jun 01, 2009 11:59:23 am PDT #22277 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Or anything sarcastic, I suppose.

"My biggest weakness is I hate inane questions."

"My biggest weakness is the voices in my head."

pause, listen....

"No, it's not."


DavidS - Jun 01, 2009 11:59:43 am PDT #22278 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I still favor: "My only weakness is that I'm too smart too divulge that answer in a job interview."