Can we maybe vote on the whole murdering people issue?

Wash ,'Serenity'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Aims - May 19, 2009 7:09:46 am PDT #20125 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Oh Cash ... I hope she get sitchumated and sent home quickly. And that she keeps her sugar in better control.


Beverly - May 19, 2009 7:12:20 am PDT #20126 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Oh dear, Kat, I hope the kidlets get better quickly, and that you and Noah get some sleep.

Cash, good thoughts for your mom, and you.

Burrell, many good health thoughts for you.

Welcome Babyfras! And congratulations, Parent-frases!


Sue - May 19, 2009 7:13:35 am PDT #20127 of 30000
hip deep in pie

Oh dear Cash. Lots of health-ma to her.

And to you Burrell.

I took the cats in for a check-up. Oz is 17 lbs. My skinny cat obsessed vet went on at length. Thinks I need to switch from the already expensive weight control food the cats are on to even more expensive diet food. Clio has one tooth with a cavity and has already lost one tooth. He says otherwise her teeth look great! I am guesstimating the costs of extraction in my head and they are not pretty. Also Clio's defective knees seemed to be tender, so I should start her on arthritis supplements. Poor little wonky-kneed cat.


Barb - May 19, 2009 7:27:53 am PDT #20128 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Oh boy, Cash. Lotsa ~ma.

And for Burrell, too.


tommyrot - May 19, 2009 7:35:14 am PDT #20129 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

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Dana - May 19, 2009 7:37:57 am PDT #20130 of 30000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

Oh, jesus christ. Eat a Snickers, whitey.


JZ - May 19, 2009 7:46:39 am PDT #20131 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I've been disgustedly ignoring the special promotional rack of Flings at my local drugstore for over a month now. They actually sound really yummy, but I'm goddamned if I'm going to give the assholes who came up with the entire rancid concept one fucking penny of my hard-earned cash.


JZ - May 19, 2009 7:47:37 am PDT #20132 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

And, because it demands a completely vitriol-free post of its own, YAY BABYFRAS! YAY ENTIRE SPARKY FAMILY! I can't wait to hear Babyfras's actual excellent name!


megan walker - May 19, 2009 7:51:30 am PDT #20133 of 30000
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Welcome Babyfras!


Steph L. - May 19, 2009 7:51:43 am PDT #20134 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Oh, jesus christ. Eat a Snickers, whitey.

We can eat a Fling while logging our diet and exercise info on our cute pink Dellas.

HULK ADA LOVELACE SMASH.