Simon: Captain... why did you come back for us? Mal: You're on my crew. Simon: Yeah, but you don't even like me. Why'd you come back? Mal: You're on my crew. Why we still talking about this?

'Safe'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Barb - May 19, 2009 7:27:53 am PDT #20128 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Oh boy, Cash. Lotsa ~ma.

And for Burrell, too.


tommyrot - May 19, 2009 7:35:14 am PDT #20129 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Candy Bar From Mars Aims For Women From Venus

The Snickers bar has a new sibling, and it's a girl.

She's sexual, uninhibited — and only 85 calories. The "Fling" is the first new chocolate bar Mars has introduced in more than 20 years.

Wrapped in a shiny pink and sliver package, this delicate "chocolate finger" is intended for women. The word "finger" is an industry term for a long, slim confection, Mars spokesman Ryan Bowling says, but with ads that invite you to "Pleasure yourself" in pink lettering, consumers might come to other conclusions.


Dana - May 19, 2009 7:37:57 am PDT #20130 of 30000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

Oh, jesus christ. Eat a Snickers, whitey.


JZ - May 19, 2009 7:46:39 am PDT #20131 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I've been disgustedly ignoring the special promotional rack of Flings at my local drugstore for over a month now. They actually sound really yummy, but I'm goddamned if I'm going to give the assholes who came up with the entire rancid concept one fucking penny of my hard-earned cash.


JZ - May 19, 2009 7:47:37 am PDT #20132 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

And, because it demands a completely vitriol-free post of its own, YAY BABYFRAS! YAY ENTIRE SPARKY FAMILY! I can't wait to hear Babyfras's actual excellent name!


megan walker - May 19, 2009 7:51:30 am PDT #20133 of 30000
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Welcome Babyfras!


Steph L. - May 19, 2009 7:51:43 am PDT #20134 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Oh, jesus christ. Eat a Snickers, whitey.

We can eat a Fling while logging our diet and exercise info on our cute pink Dellas.

HULK ADA LOVELACE SMASH.


amych - May 19, 2009 7:55:09 am PDT #20135 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

ADA LOVELACE SMASH.

OMG icon bunny


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - May 19, 2009 7:57:21 am PDT #20136 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

Cashmere, all the best for your mom.

Good God, but Eurovision is so cracktastic.

Is true. I didn't get to see it this year. I loved last year with the Irish turkey ("we're sorry for Riverdance" - hee) and whatever it was the Croatian guys in the hats were trying. Oh and the Spanish rapper attempting Indian dance. Fabulous. Makes you confused to be European.

The Snickers bar has a new sibling, and it's a girl.

Ah. The exciting new trend of gendered marketing continues. (You started this, Coca Cola, you patronising wankers.)


Steph L. - May 19, 2009 8:01:09 am PDT #20137 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Ah. The exciting new trend of gendered marketing continues. (You started this, Coca Cola, you patronising wankers.)

I will always remember a conversation from the first episode of Northern Exposure that I ever saw -- the one where it's Ruth Ann's birthday, and Ed buys her a plot of land for her grave. But before he decides to buy that for her, he has no idea what to get her.

Chris: What do women want?
Ed: I have no idea. Do you?
Chris: Same thing as men, only in prettier colors.

And thus, the goddamn Della was born.