Oh dear Cash. Lots of health-ma to her.
And to you Burrell.
I took the cats in for a check-up. Oz is 17 lbs. My skinny cat obsessed vet went on at length. Thinks I need to switch from the already expensive weight control food the cats are on to even more expensive diet food. Clio has one tooth with a cavity and has already lost one tooth. He says otherwise her teeth look great! I am guesstimating the costs of extraction in my head and they are not pretty. Also Clio's defective knees seemed to be tender, so I should start her on arthritis supplements. Poor little wonky-kneed cat.
Candy Bar From Mars Aims For Women From Venus
The Snickers bar has a new sibling, and it's a girl.
She's sexual, uninhibited — and only 85 calories. The "Fling" is the first new chocolate bar Mars has introduced in more than 20 years.
Wrapped in a shiny pink and sliver package, this delicate "chocolate finger" is intended for women. The word "finger" is an industry term for a long, slim confection, Mars spokesman Ryan Bowling says, but with ads that invite you to "Pleasure yourself" in pink lettering, consumers might come to other conclusions.
Oh, jesus christ. Eat a Snickers, whitey.
I've been disgustedly ignoring the special promotional rack of Flings at my local drugstore for over a month now. They actually sound really yummy, but I'm goddamned if I'm going to give the assholes who came up with the entire rancid concept one fucking penny of my hard-earned cash.
And, because it demands a completely vitriol-free post of its own, YAY BABYFRAS! YAY ENTIRE SPARKY FAMILY! I can't wait to hear Babyfras's actual excellent name!
Oh, jesus christ. Eat a Snickers, whitey.
We can eat a Fling while logging our diet and exercise info on our cute pink Dellas.
HULK ADA LOVELACE SMASH.
Cashmere, all the best for your mom.
Good God, but Eurovision is so cracktastic.
Is true. I didn't get to see it this year. I loved last year with the Irish turkey ("we're sorry for Riverdance" - hee) and whatever it was the Croatian guys in the hats were trying. Oh and the Spanish rapper attempting Indian dance. Fabulous. Makes you confused to be European.
The Snickers bar has a new sibling, and it's a girl.
Ah. The exciting new trend of gendered marketing continues. (You started this, Coca Cola, you patronising wankers.)
