He also goes on to talk about how liberals have launched a campaign against the Boy Scouts because they do not allow gay scoutmasters and actually says "Not all gay men are pedophiles, but most pedophiles are gay men. Just like not all Muslims are terrorists, but most terrorists are Muslims"

Tell me this person's name and address so I can go correct him with a clue by four.

What I've done in the past 5 years? Um. My sister got married. I quit my horrible job and moved to Chicago. I got a crappy job. Got laid off and found my totally awesome job at The Place With No Comma In Its Name. My brother got married. I became an aunt. I turned 30. I went to a crapload of concerts. Bought a lot of shoes.

"Not all conservatives are redneck bigots, but..."

Tell me, why am I looking at pictures of cute adoptable puppies?

This is bad.

Very, very bad.

I will be in heap big trouble if I bring another dog into the house.

It strikes me that when the right goes nuts it never quite reaches the degree of inspired lunacy that use to afflict the far left. An actual quote:

My name is Gandalf the Violet. I shall speak in a strictly personal capacity. As such, I speak in the name of the Elves of Fangorn Forest, the Coloured Nuclei of Red Laughter, the Absent Phantom Political Movement, the Dada-Hedonist Cells, Worker’s Joy and Student Rejoicing, the Schizophrenic International, the Disturbed Clandestine Nuclei, the Chicory Tribe, the Cimbles and all the Metropolitan Indians..

God, how many times do I have to tell Gandalf the Violet - he doesn't speak for my Dada-Hedonist Cell....

Just saw Angels and Demons. It was as you would expect, though I think I may have been the only person in the theater to take a big shocked inhale when one character tore a page out of Galileo manuscript. That is just NOT OKAY. That being said, Ewan, whom I think is always dreamy was just meh. The acting felt bad because the writing was so excruciating.

Dad's cath went okay, no complications. But they did find a blockage in one of the graft sites. Mom left no more info and she's at the hospital so I have to wait until she calls me.

You are correct. It does not contain a comma!

Thanks! (I meant to say that earlier, and just realized I never did.)

Man. I need to start packing up my desk because my team is moving to a new pod location, and I don't wanna.

Someone needs to tell that Big Hollywood dude to be more careful with double negatives.

I quit being a liberal because I didn’t believe that [...] illegal aliens weren’t entitled to anything but a swift kick to the backside

I quit being a liberal because I didn’t believe that [...]being a devout Christian didn’t make you a bad person

And as a bonus:

I quit being a liberal because I didn’t believe that [...] capitalism was a system that worked

Scandalous!