'Day' is a vestigial mode of time measurement based on solar cycles. It's not applicable. I didn't get you anything.

River ,'Out Of Gas'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - May 10, 2009 7:18:59 am PDT #18867 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Set your Tivos:

Sometimes the memorable moments on "Saturday Night Live' aren't live.

From Mr. Bill to "Lazy Sunday," the late-night show has occasionally presented short films, and is collecting many of the best for a two-hour prime-time special airing May 17 at 9 p.m. EDT. Andy Samberg is the host.

Synchronized Swimming, White Like Me, Mr. Bill, Toonces the Cat, Lazy Sunday, Dick in a Box, Ambiguously Gay Superheroes...


Steph L. - May 10, 2009 7:28:39 am PDT #18868 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

You'll need an accomplice, a Harley Quinn platypus to your Joker platypus.

Okay, that could work. Tep, you want to be my partner in platypus crime?

I've always wanted to be a partner in crime to a mammal that lays eggs! I can finally live the dream!


Matt the Bruins fan - May 10, 2009 7:36:38 am PDT #18869 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Who was the blonde mother? I wish they'd gotten someone completely off the wall, like Meryl Streep. (Who might well not have wanted to do it, she's all dignified and shit, but I can dream!)

I'm guessing you haven't seen her in Mama Mia!. If she had any aversion to appearing undignified, that movie cured her of it.


javachik - May 10, 2009 7:47:11 am PDT #18870 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

BT's posts are renewing my faith in mankind. Really.


Jesse - May 10, 2009 7:57:36 am PDT #18871 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Did I mention before how I'm jealous of Sara's new home and community? Sounds so nice!! (I just learned that apparently It of VH1 reality show "fame" is from my neighborhood.....)


sarameg - May 10, 2009 8:21:56 am PDT #18872 of 30000

I have been to the laundromat, came back for a quick lunch of strawberry shortcake and am not off again to purchase bras (because the only one put through the washers is currently trying to kill me) and garden clippers. Among other things.

It is GORGEOUS outside.


Sue - May 10, 2009 8:41:36 am PDT #18873 of 30000
hip deep in pie

I have run my errands and feel pretty good!

Now I have to switch the switches. I've done tiny bits of electrical before, but never in my own home.

I took a DVD that was due last Thursday back to my fave Video store. Instead of dropping it in the slot, I went in to pay the overdue charges, and like every time I try to return in person and pay, they tell me, "There are no fines on this item." Sweet!


Jesse - May 10, 2009 8:44:59 am PDT #18874 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

It is GORGEOUS outside.

Seriously. I have laundry in, and it's almost all of my dirty clothes! I often don't do all of it, which is why I always have to do it... This time, I just didn't have enough light colored/cold water stuff for a load, but other than that, it's all in.


Ginger - May 10, 2009 8:47:56 am PDT #18875 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Yeah, I have to inform you, there's a pretty rigid gender demarcation between laying the eggs and poisoning the omelettes.

She lays eggs. He poisons them. They fight crime.


Steph L. - May 10, 2009 9:00:49 am PDT #18876 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Wait, *I* have to lay the eggs?!?

Clearly I didn't read the fine print.