I am forever grateful that Mother's Day is a card-only holiday in my family..
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Jesse - May 05, 2009 4:38:39 pm PDT #18120 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
sarameg - May 05, 2009 4:40:15 pm PDT #18121 of 30000
I'm thinking of adopting a bat for each of my parents for Mother's and Father's Day: [link]
Dad will appreciate it more, but mom'll get a kick out of it anyway. She too likes bats.
Jessica - May 05, 2009 4:41:37 pm PDT #18122 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Oh crap - I've been so busy dropping hints to DH about Mother's Day for ME (if I don't, he'll forget to make brunch reservations and then we won't get a table anywhere) that I forgot to get MY mom anything!! Heh. Oops.
flea - May 05, 2009 4:44:01 pm PDT #18123 of 30000
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I saw a darling Publix commercial tonight of dads and sons cooking together, and I only figured out at the end they were making Mother's Day breakfasts in bed. I need to find it online and email the link to mr. flea. Man needs explicit directions.
shrift - May 05, 2009 4:47:10 pm PDT #18124 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
The new BEP! Or a donation in her name? Otherwise, flowers.
Har. I usually do flowers, but I was thinking perfume this year, or maybe a copy of Strong Poison plus something else.
-t - May 05, 2009 4:58:11 pm PDT #18125 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
My mom will be out of town on Mother's Day. I think she did the same thing last year. Hm.
sarameg - May 05, 2009 4:58:57 pm PDT #18126 of 30000
OK, so I just adopted a bat named Mister Kitty for my mom. Heh.
-t - May 05, 2009 4:59:55 pm PDT #18127 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Those salad tongs are too cute! Too bad I already have 4 sets of salad tongs I almost never use.
sarameg - May 05, 2009 5:06:37 pm PDT #18128 of 30000
I do not see how that cat is comfortable at all.
It's a kitten. They sleep wherever and however. The late Thimble, as a kitten, used to fall asleep half hanging off the wood stove. She fell off onto the bricks several times, bouncing off a ledge by the doors (only 3 feet or so) and didn't wake up until later.
shrift - May 05, 2009 5:44:09 pm PDT #18129 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I wonder if it would be inappropriate to buy my mother Strong Poison and The Smart Bitches' Guide to Romance Novels for Mother's Day.