Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - May 05, 2009 4:40:15 pm PDT #18121 of 30000

I'm thinking of adopting a bat for each of my parents for Mother's and Father's Day: [link]

Dad will appreciate it more, but mom'll get a kick out of it anyway. She too likes bats.


Jessica - May 05, 2009 4:41:37 pm PDT #18122 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Oh crap - I've been so busy dropping hints to DH about Mother's Day for ME (if I don't, he'll forget to make brunch reservations and then we won't get a table anywhere) that I forgot to get MY mom anything!! Heh. Oops.


flea - May 05, 2009 4:44:01 pm PDT #18123 of 30000
information libertarian

I saw a darling Publix commercial tonight of dads and sons cooking together, and I only figured out at the end they were making Mother's Day breakfasts in bed. I need to find it online and email the link to mr. flea. Man needs explicit directions.


shrift - May 05, 2009 4:47:10 pm PDT #18124 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

The new BEP! Or a donation in her name? Otherwise, flowers.

Har. I usually do flowers, but I was thinking perfume this year, or maybe a copy of Strong Poison plus something else.


-t - May 05, 2009 4:58:11 pm PDT #18125 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

My mom will be out of town on Mother's Day. I think she did the same thing last year. Hm.


sarameg - May 05, 2009 4:58:57 pm PDT #18126 of 30000

OK, so I just adopted a bat named Mister Kitty for my mom. Heh.


-t - May 05, 2009 4:59:55 pm PDT #18127 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Those salad tongs are too cute! Too bad I already have 4 sets of salad tongs I almost never use.


sarameg - May 05, 2009 5:06:37 pm PDT #18128 of 30000

I do not see how that cat is comfortable at all.

It's a kitten. They sleep wherever and however. The late Thimble, as a kitten, used to fall asleep half hanging off the wood stove. She fell off onto the bricks several times, bouncing off a ledge by the doors (only 3 feet or so) and didn't wake up until later.


shrift - May 05, 2009 5:44:09 pm PDT #18129 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I wonder if it would be inappropriate to buy my mother Strong Poison and The Smart Bitches' Guide to Romance Novels for Mother's Day.


Kat - May 05, 2009 5:55:10 pm PDT #18130 of 30000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Happy Kodomo no Hi! We put a koi up for Noah and another for Grace a few nights ago. We even measured Noah's height on the chart.

For dinner: Pizza with roasted asparagus and pepperoni (herb crust!) and an iced tea.

Life is GOOOOOOOOOOD.