Most people is pretty quiet right about now. Me, I see a stiff -- one I didn't have to kill myself -- I just get, the urge to, you know, do stuff. Like work out, run around, maybe get some trim if there's a willin' woman about... not that I get flush from corpses or anything. I ain't crazy.

Jayne ,'The Message'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


javachik - May 05, 2009 9:04:47 am PDT #18050 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

omg - my dream day is a body scrub in one of the full over body shower arm rooms - followed by an hour and a half massage - followed by a pedi - followed by a mani

I read this as...

omg - my dream day is a body scrub in one of the full over body shower arm rooms - followed by an hour and a half massage - followed by a pedi - followed by a man

And I heartily concurred!


Barb - May 05, 2009 9:04:53 am PDT #18051 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

I can't stand getting pedis because I'm so monumentally ticklish, to the point of pain. I will put up with them on occasion because I do like the results, but getting there?

::shudders at mere thought::


Jesse - May 05, 2009 9:08:13 am PDT #18052 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

The more relaxed you are, the less ticklish, I've found.


msbelle - May 05, 2009 9:09:04 am PDT #18053 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

java - that's hilarious.


Barb - May 05, 2009 9:09:27 am PDT #18054 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

I just treated myself for Mother's Day. (Hey, it takes the stress of everyone else.)

Bought this.

[link]


-t - May 05, 2009 9:14:41 am PDT #18055 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Pretty!


juliana - May 05, 2009 9:15:20 am PDT #18056 of 30000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I can't stand getting pedis because I'm so monumentally ticklish, to the point of pain.

Ask Perkins about the last time we got mani/pedis. I'm cool up until the point they break out the scrubby things, and then it's all over. A scrubby steam bath would not be fun for me. Massage, OTOH...


Burrell - May 05, 2009 9:15:27 am PDT #18057 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

My day sucks so far.

I want to go duck hunting.


tommyrot - May 05, 2009 9:16:52 am PDT #18058 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

My day sucks so far.

I want to go duck hunting.

Are there lots of ducks nibbling you?


Burrell - May 05, 2009 9:23:09 am PDT #18059 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

That's pretty much it, tommyrot. For whatever reason, everyone around me decided they needed to offload one or two piles of crap, and they all decided to dump them on me. Right as work is coming down hard as well. Grrr.

Ugh. I better go. These ducks aren't going to shoot themselves.