My day sucks so far.
I want to go duck hunting.
Are there lots of ducks nibbling you?
It's all about choices, Faith. The ones we make, and the ones we don't. Oh, and the consequences. Those are always fun.
Angelus ,'Smile Time'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - May 05, 2009 9:16:52 am PDT #18058 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Burrell - May 05, 2009 9:23:09 am PDT #18059 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
That's pretty much it, tommyrot. For whatever reason, everyone around me decided they needed to offload one or two piles of crap, and they all decided to dump them on me. Right as work is coming down hard as well. Grrr.
Ugh. I better go. These ducks aren't going to shoot themselves.
Gudanov - May 05, 2009 9:25:00 am PDT #18060 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
Good luck with the ducks, hopefully it will be like shooting ducks in a barrel.
Amy - May 05, 2009 9:31:56 am PDT #18061 of 30000
Because books.
omg - my dream day is a body scrub in one of the full over body shower arm rooms - followed by an hour and a half massage - followed by a pedi - followed by a mani
Oh god, THIS. Or, you know, java's version.
I have absolutely no compunction about strangers touching me. Which ... maybe I shouldn't say out loud.
Also, I'd add a head massage to the above list. Mmmmmm.
javachik - May 05, 2009 9:33:03 am PDT #18062 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
Also, I'd a head massage to the above list. Mmmmmm.
I know, right? OMG I love getting my haircut - I'd do it every week JUST for the head massage.
Okay, if y'all see me here in the next three days, kick me off. I need to study.
Jesse - May 05, 2009 9:34:24 am PDT #18063 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
They usually do my head as part of the regular massage. Now I want a massage again, and I just had one last month!
tommyrot - May 05, 2009 9:38:10 am PDT #18064 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Republican clown college photos
Hebiclens / WMxdesign used an image editing program to put clown makeup on the faces of prominent conservatives. I like the pastel color palette he used, as you don't often see it on clowns.
flickr page: RNC Clown College
My faves:
Michele Bachmann (Rep. R-MN):: Obstructionist Republican Clown
Newt Gingrich (Pundit R-Newscorp):: Obstructionist Republican Clown
Ginger - May 05, 2009 9:38:33 am PDT #18065 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
The thought of a steam room just makes me want to scream "MOISTURE BREEDS SWINE FLU" and run away.
Nonsense. Moisture breeds Legionnaire's Disease.
JZ - May 05, 2009 9:47:00 am PDT #18066 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Body scrub, mani-pedi, body massage, head massage--give me all of it (but hold the man, I've got a perfectly nice one at home already).
Also a martini. It's shaping up to be one of those days (Very Young Co-Worker was out for two weeks visiting old friends in London, caught a cold on the plane home, and has been out sick both days this week; I feel bad for her, with the sick and all, but I'm going slightly insane trying to cover academic and clinical admin tasks for SEVEN doctors at once).
Aims - May 05, 2009 9:49:23 am PDT #18067 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I had a massage on Friday from a beautiful Parisian man. Holy cats, was he gorgeous. And man did he fix my shoulders.