Jayne: Yeah, that was some pretty risky sittin' you did there. Wash: That's right, of course, 'cause they wouldn't arrest me if we got boarded, I'm just the pilot. I can always say I was flying the ship by accident.

'Serenity'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


juliana - May 05, 2009 9:15:20 am PDT #18056 of 30000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I can't stand getting pedis because I'm so monumentally ticklish, to the point of pain.

Ask Perkins about the last time we got mani/pedis. I'm cool up until the point they break out the scrubby things, and then it's all over. A scrubby steam bath would not be fun for me. Massage, OTOH...


Burrell - May 05, 2009 9:15:27 am PDT #18057 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

My day sucks so far.

I want to go duck hunting.


tommyrot - May 05, 2009 9:16:52 am PDT #18058 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

My day sucks so far.

I want to go duck hunting.

Are there lots of ducks nibbling you?


Burrell - May 05, 2009 9:23:09 am PDT #18059 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

That's pretty much it, tommyrot. For whatever reason, everyone around me decided they needed to offload one or two piles of crap, and they all decided to dump them on me. Right as work is coming down hard as well. Grrr.

Ugh. I better go. These ducks aren't going to shoot themselves.


Gudanov - May 05, 2009 9:25:00 am PDT #18060 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

Good luck with the ducks, hopefully it will be like shooting ducks in a barrel.


Amy - May 05, 2009 9:31:56 am PDT #18061 of 30000
Because books.

omg - my dream day is a body scrub in one of the full over body shower arm rooms - followed by an hour and a half massage - followed by a pedi - followed by a mani

Oh god, THIS. Or, you know, java's version.

I have absolutely no compunction about strangers touching me. Which ... maybe I shouldn't say out loud.

Also, I'd add a head massage to the above list. Mmmmmm.


javachik - May 05, 2009 9:33:03 am PDT #18062 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Also, I'd a head massage to the above list. Mmmmmm.

I know, right? OMG I love getting my haircut - I'd do it every week JUST for the head massage.

Okay, if y'all see me here in the next three days, kick me off. I need to study.


Jesse - May 05, 2009 9:34:24 am PDT #18063 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

They usually do my head as part of the regular massage. Now I want a massage again, and I just had one last month!


tommyrot - May 05, 2009 9:38:10 am PDT #18064 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Republican clown college photos

Hebiclens / WMxdesign used an image editing program to put clown makeup on the faces of prominent conservatives. I like the pastel color palette he used, as you don't often see it on clowns.

flickr page: RNC Clown College

My faves:

Michele Bachmann (Rep. R-MN):: Obstructionist Republican Clown

Newt Gingrich (Pundit R-Newscorp):: Obstructionist Republican Clown


Ginger - May 05, 2009 9:38:33 am PDT #18065 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

The thought of a steam room just makes me want to scream "MOISTURE BREEDS SWINE FLU" and run away.

Nonsense. Moisture breeds Legionnaire's Disease.