I get confused. I remember everything. I remember too much, and... some of it's made up, and... some of it can't be quantified, and... there's secrets.

River ,'Safe'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Nora Deirdre - Apr 23, 2009 9:35:12 am PDT #16540 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

heh- we leave the food out until it's time to rinse out the bowl and refill.

Maybe that's why one of the cats has parasites!


Kathy A - Apr 23, 2009 9:42:29 am PDT #16541 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Remember yesterday, when I said something about how I wished my cafeteria would have Indian food again soon?

::return to stuffing chicken tikka masala and naan in my mouth::

Yummmmmm.


Calli - Apr 23, 2009 9:46:54 am PDT #16542 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I haven't been feeding my cat soft food, although he does get the occasional bit of soft human food (tuna and ham). The other night I put some ham scraps in the garbage disposal and forgot to run it. I came out the next morning to find the ham scraps all over the floor. I'm not sure which is more disturbing—that the cat had his paw in the garbage disposal or that he's as picky as I am about fat on his ham.


Gudanov - Apr 23, 2009 9:50:50 am PDT #16543 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

Having a beagle means never having to worry about food being left out.


tommyrot - Apr 23, 2009 9:51:45 am PDT #16544 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Would you drink liquid candy if it was made to look like blood or urine? And if it came in little specimen containers like you'd see in a hospital or clinic?

She will drink your blood and piss

Ok, nothing, NOTHING, will make folks cringe like watching you drink pee straight from a real live urine specimen container. And it will make you cringe too, but not because it tastes bad. Oh no, the urine tastes like a deliciously thick lemonade - only really, really sour (hence the cringing). Likewise the blood looks just like real blood, in a real specimen vial - but it tastes like intensely sour cherry. We love this stuff; it tastes great and the disgusting fun is to die for. Sour Candy Body Fluids are the only time that having blood mixed in with your urine is a good thing - then you have yummy, sour cherry lemonade! Lip-smacking gross!


Aims - Apr 23, 2009 9:51:50 am PDT #16545 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Having a beagle means never having to worry about food being left out.

Yes. Yes it does.


lori - Apr 23, 2009 9:51:59 am PDT #16546 of 30000

I have not only the regular titanium spork but also the folding titanium spork.


DavidS - Apr 23, 2009 9:52:42 am PDT #16547 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Emmett has been advocating for a sporfle - a spork with a knife edge on one side.

I don't know how we can make glow in the dark puppies but can't cure heart disease. Priorities, people!


tommyrot - Apr 23, 2009 9:53:02 am PDT #16548 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I have not only the regular titanium spork but also the folding titanium spork.

Don't they give you a free folding titanium spork when you get your rocket scientist license?


Gudanov - Apr 23, 2009 9:55:25 am PDT #16549 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

Yes. Yes it does.

It also means, unfortunately, never having to worry about the kids leaving food on the counter. Or any food that is held causally while walking.