Would you drink liquid candy if it was made to look like blood or urine? And if it came in little specimen containers like you'd see in a hospital or clinic?
She will drink your blood and piss
Ok, nothing, NOTHING, will make folks cringe like watching you drink pee straight from a real live urine specimen container. And it will make you cringe too, but not because it tastes bad. Oh no, the urine tastes like a deliciously thick lemonade - only really, really sour (hence the cringing). Likewise the blood looks just like real blood, in a real specimen vial - but it tastes like intensely sour cherry. We love this stuff; it tastes great and the disgusting fun is to die for. Sour Candy Body Fluids are the only time that having blood mixed in with your urine is a good thing - then you have yummy, sour cherry lemonade! Lip-smacking gross!
I have not only the regular titanium spork but also the folding titanium spork.
Emmett has been advocating for a sporfle - a spork with a knife edge on one side.
I don't know how we can make glow in the dark puppies but can't cure heart disease. Priorities, people!
I have not only the regular titanium spork but also the folding titanium spork.
Don't they give you a free folding titanium spork when you get your rocket scientist license?
Yes. Yes it does.
It also means, unfortunately, never having to worry about the kids leaving food on the counter. Or any food that is held causally while walking.
So cute--a cubicle neighbor has her baby girl and toddler boy visiting with her dad right now. The little boy is so funny, commenting about the pictures on her desk, "That's Pop-Pop! And Mommy and Daddy! And Barack Obama! And me and Nora!" He's much more talkative than he was last time they visited.
Re sporks - since you no longer need spoons and forks, you combine those two slots and fill them with sporks.
when I said something about how I wished my cafeteria would have Indian food again soon?
I am very jealous.
However, I am working from home, so I suppose the fact that I did not leave my house and did not get out of my pajamas at all yesterday would make other people jealous.
(So far today I put on jeans and went and got a latte. I may yet further dress and leave the house again. But I do not have a cafeteria that will make me tikka masala!)
The world is your cafeteria!
