I haven't been feeding my cat soft food, although he does get the occasional bit of soft human food (tuna and ham). The other night I put some ham scraps in the garbage disposal and forgot to run it. I came out the next morning to find the ham scraps all over the floor. I'm not sure which is more disturbing—that the cat had his paw in the garbage disposal or that he's as picky as I am about fat on his ham.
I've tried to march in the Slayer Pride Parade ...
Joyce ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Calli - Apr 23, 2009 9:46:54 am PDT #16542 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Gudanov - Apr 23, 2009 9:50:50 am PDT #16543 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
Having a beagle means never having to worry about food being left out.
tommyrot - Apr 23, 2009 9:51:45 am PDT #16544 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Would you drink liquid candy if it was made to look like blood or urine? And if it came in little specimen containers like you'd see in a hospital or clinic?
She will drink your blood and piss
Ok, nothing, NOTHING, will make folks cringe like watching you drink pee straight from a real live urine specimen container. And it will make you cringe too, but not because it tastes bad. Oh no, the urine tastes like a deliciously thick lemonade - only really, really sour (hence the cringing). Likewise the blood looks just like real blood, in a real specimen vial - but it tastes like intensely sour cherry. We love this stuff; it tastes great and the disgusting fun is to die for. Sour Candy Body Fluids are the only time that having blood mixed in with your urine is a good thing - then you have yummy, sour cherry lemonade! Lip-smacking gross!
Aims - Apr 23, 2009 9:51:50 am PDT #16545 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Having a beagle means never having to worry about food being left out.
Yes. Yes it does.
lori - Apr 23, 2009 9:51:59 am PDT #16546 of 30000
I have not only the regular titanium spork but also the folding titanium spork.
DavidS - Apr 23, 2009 9:52:42 am PDT #16547 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Emmett has been advocating for a sporfle - a spork with a knife edge on one side.
I don't know how we can make glow in the dark puppies but can't cure heart disease. Priorities, people!
tommyrot - Apr 23, 2009 9:53:02 am PDT #16548 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I have not only the regular titanium spork but also the folding titanium spork.
Don't they give you a free folding titanium spork when you get your rocket scientist license?
Gudanov - Apr 23, 2009 9:55:25 am PDT #16549 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
Yes. Yes it does.
It also means, unfortunately, never having to worry about the kids leaving food on the counter. Or any food that is held causally while walking.
Kathy A - Apr 23, 2009 10:16:29 am PDT #16550 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
So cute--a cubicle neighbor has her baby girl and toddler boy visiting with her dad right now. The little boy is so funny, commenting about the pictures on her desk, "That's Pop-Pop! And Mommy and Daddy! And Barack Obama! And me and Nora!" He's much more talkative than he was last time they visited.
Toddson - Apr 23, 2009 10:24:55 am PDT #16551 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Re sporks - since you no longer need spoons and forks, you combine those two slots and fill them with sporks.