It's possible that he's in the land of perpetual Wednesday, or the crazy melty land, or you know, the world without shrimp.

Anya ,'Showtime'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Apr 20, 2009 6:22:33 am PDT #15967 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

But at least technology has created new intern categories....

Tweeting Becomes a Summer Job Opportunity

JOB TITLE Summer Twintern

JOB TITLE, TRANSLATED A summer intern who uses Twitter.

JOB CATEGORY Hot pizza/social media

SALARY Competitive (with other Twitterers).

JOB PURPOSE To attend advertising shoots, product meetings and other corporate events. “They’ll be our social media journalist, chronicling in 140 characters or less what’s going on at Pizza Hut,” said Bob Kraut, the vice president for marketing communications at the company. The Twintern must also play social-media defense, monitoring Twitter for any mentions of the brand and alerting superiors whenever anything negative about the Hut is being said. (Applicants should study last week’s YouTube gross-out video posted by Domino’s employees, which was quickly passed around Twitter, to understand why.) The successful applicant will speak fluent OMG and LOL and correctly use the terms DM (direct message), RT (retweet) and # (hashtag).

JOB REQUIREMENTS Applicants must be currently enrolled in college, willing to move to Dallas for the summer, and happy to distill their thoughts into short and frequent bursts of text. Applications will be accepted on PizzaHut.com beginning Monday. Job seekers must demonstrate social-media skills through some kind of creative response. Pizza Hut is prepared for an onslaught of YouTube videos, and “I guess if we melt the servers on this kind of thing, it’ll be a good thing,” Mr. Kraut said.

OPPORTUNITIES “Realistically, because there are these tools out in the marketplace, and they have a multiplier effect, to have us looking and monitoring this in a more dedicated fashion makes sense for us,” Mr. Kraut said. “Once there are a lot of people using any form of media, large advertisers such as Pizza Hut gravitate towards it.”

"Twintern"?

eta:

"The Twintern must also play social-media defense, monitoring Twitter for any mentions of the brand and alerting superiors whenever anything negative about the Hut is being said."

"The Hut"?

Now I wanna joint Twitter and tweet bad things about Jabba the Hut all day. Which reminds me of the character "Pizza the Hut" in Spaceballs....


tommyrot - Apr 20, 2009 6:30:47 am PDT #15968 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The Best Business Card Ever: Steve Martin’s Card


Jessica - Apr 20, 2009 6:33:31 am PDT #15969 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The Best Business Card Ever: Steve Martin’s Card

That is pretty awesome.


Ginger - Apr 20, 2009 6:39:07 am PDT #15970 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

happy to distill their thoughts into short and frequent bursts of text.

That used to be called swearing.


Gudanov - Apr 20, 2009 6:55:35 am PDT #15971 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

That used to be called swearing.

Dude! The next communication sensation. www.swearing.com. You make short 70 character entries that must contain at least one profane word, and people can subscribe to your swearing. It would be something like this.

10:54am Gudanov is swearing: Fuck!

10:55am Gudanov is swearing: Motherfucking fucking fuck!

10:56am Gudanov is swearing: Why won't this piece of shit work?!!!

10:57am Gudanov is swearing: Shit goddammit why won't it funcking work?!!!!!

Obviously there would need to be cool Acroymns you use when swearing(tm). MFF - Motherfucking fucking fuck. FUF - Fuck you fucker. There's already POS.

The next time your computer locks up with an unsaved 10 page document in your word processor, get out your cell phone and text in some swears(tm).


P.M. Marc - Apr 20, 2009 7:03:07 am PDT #15972 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I think I have done more brunches post-baby than pre. I had a small one last month, but I don't really count them unless we have the whole universe over. Also, it was spur of the moment, not really coordinated.

The last big one was a year ago. I just sent out preplanning notification to peeps over the weekend.


Gudanov - Apr 20, 2009 7:09:13 am PDT #15973 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

Brunch is a sham, it's just a late breakfast. If you really combined lunch and breakfast, you'd be serving stuff like ham and swiss on pancake.


Nora Deirdre - Apr 20, 2009 7:10:37 am PDT #15974 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

If you really combined lunch and breakfast, you'd be serving stuff like ham and swiss on pancake.

Croque Monsiuer? Which is like a ham and cheese kinda french toastified, right?


Jessica - Apr 20, 2009 7:11:01 am PDT #15975 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The next communication sensation. www.swearing.com. You make short 70 character entries that must contain at least one profane word, and people can subscribe to your swearing. It would be something like this.

I would totally sign up for this.


Jesse - Apr 20, 2009 7:12:24 am PDT #15976 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

If you really combined lunch and breakfast, you'd be serving stuff like ham and swiss on pancake.

Or mac-n-cheese pancakes