The Best Business Card Ever: Steve Martin’s Card
Do you see any goats around? No, because I sacrificed them.
Willow ,'Showtime'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Apr 20, 2009 6:30:47 am PDT #15968 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Jessica - Apr 20, 2009 6:33:31 am PDT #15969 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
The Best Business Card Ever: Steve Martin’s Card
That is pretty awesome.
Ginger - Apr 20, 2009 6:39:07 am PDT #15970 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
happy to distill their thoughts into short and frequent bursts of text.
That used to be called swearing.
Gudanov - Apr 20, 2009 6:55:35 am PDT #15971 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
That used to be called swearing.
Dude! The next communication sensation. www.swearing.com. You make short 70 character entries that must contain at least one profane word, and people can subscribe to your swearing. It would be something like this.
10:54am Gudanov is swearing: Fuck!
10:55am Gudanov is swearing: Motherfucking fucking fuck!
10:56am Gudanov is swearing: Why won't this piece of shit work?!!!
10:57am Gudanov is swearing: Shit goddammit why won't it funcking work?!!!!!
Obviously there would need to be cool Acroymns you use when swearing(tm). MFF - Motherfucking fucking fuck. FUF - Fuck you fucker. There's already POS.
The next time your computer locks up with an unsaved 10 page document in your word processor, get out your cell phone and text in some swears(tm).
P.M. Marc - Apr 20, 2009 7:03:07 am PDT #15972 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
I think I have done more brunches post-baby than pre. I had a small one last month, but I don't really count them unless we have the whole universe over. Also, it was spur of the moment, not really coordinated.
The last big one was a year ago. I just sent out preplanning notification to peeps over the weekend.
Gudanov - Apr 20, 2009 7:09:13 am PDT #15973 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
Brunch is a sham, it's just a late breakfast. If you really combined lunch and breakfast, you'd be serving stuff like ham and swiss on pancake.
Nora Deirdre - Apr 20, 2009 7:10:37 am PDT #15974 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
If you really combined lunch and breakfast, you'd be serving stuff like ham and swiss on pancake.
Croque Monsiuer? Which is like a ham and cheese kinda french toastified, right?
Jessica - Apr 20, 2009 7:11:01 am PDT #15975 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
The next communication sensation. www.swearing.com. You make short 70 character entries that must contain at least one profane word, and people can subscribe to your swearing. It would be something like this.
I would totally sign up for this.
Jesse - Apr 20, 2009 7:12:24 am PDT #15976 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
If you really combined lunch and breakfast, you'd be serving stuff like ham and swiss on pancake.
Gudanov - Apr 20, 2009 7:12:30 am PDT #15977 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
Croque Monsiuer? Which is like a ham and cheese kinda french toastified, right?
I haven't heard of that, but put it on a stick and it sounds great.