She's secretly part crocodile.
How's it sit? Pretty cunning, don'tchya think?
Jayne ,'The Message'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Kat - Apr 08, 2009 3:37:27 pm PDT #14497 of 30000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
DavidS - Apr 08, 2009 3:47:57 pm PDT #14498 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Um, ouch.
It ripped one of his testicles off. Which I think is sufficient for the "let that be a lesson to you."
§ ita § - Apr 08, 2009 3:49:20 pm PDT #14499 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I was going to say that losing one nut wasn't enough, but this way he can still get kicked in the groin as a painful reminder.
Barb - Apr 08, 2009 3:51:26 pm PDT #14500 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
It ripped one of his testicles off. Which I think is sufficient for the "let that be a lesson to you."
One would think. Plus-- what ita said.
DavidS - Apr 08, 2009 3:52:04 pm PDT #14501 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I was going to say that losing one nut wasn't enough, but this way he can still get kicked in the groin as a painful reminder.
As I recall, his cock had to be sewn back on as well - it was partially ripped.
Barb - Apr 08, 2009 3:52:27 pm PDT #14502 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
As I recall, his cock had to be sewn back on as well - it was partially ripped.
And again, with the um, ouch.
Nora Deirdre - Apr 08, 2009 3:55:22 pm PDT #14503 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!
tommyrot - Apr 08, 2009 4:05:24 pm PDT #14504 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
As a warning to others, there needs to be a folk song telling the story.
Barb - Apr 08, 2009 4:06:07 pm PDT #14505 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
Something with a very cheerful beat, belying the grimness of the lyrics.
tommyrot - Apr 08, 2009 4:07:20 pm PDT #14506 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Something with a very cheerful beat, belying the grimness of the lyrics.
Yeah!
Or perhaps, as a warning to children, a cute, catchy song about poor Mr. Wombat....