Also, you can tell it's not gonna have a happy ending when the main guy's all bumpy.

Tara ,'First Date'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Barb - Apr 08, 2009 3:51:26 pm PDT #14500 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

It ripped one of his testicles off. Which I think is sufficient for the "let that be a lesson to you."

One would think. Plus-- what ita said.


DavidS - Apr 08, 2009 3:52:04 pm PDT #14501 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I was going to say that losing one nut wasn't enough, but this way he can still get kicked in the groin as a painful reminder.

As I recall, his cock had to be sewn back on as well - it was partially ripped.


Barb - Apr 08, 2009 3:52:27 pm PDT #14502 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

As I recall, his cock had to be sewn back on as well - it was partially ripped.

And again, with the um, ouch.


Nora Deirdre - Apr 08, 2009 3:55:22 pm PDT #14503 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

LA LA LA LA LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!


tommyrot - Apr 08, 2009 4:05:24 pm PDT #14504 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

As a warning to others, there needs to be a folk song telling the story.


Barb - Apr 08, 2009 4:06:07 pm PDT #14505 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Something with a very cheerful beat, belying the grimness of the lyrics.


tommyrot - Apr 08, 2009 4:07:20 pm PDT #14506 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Something with a very cheerful beat, belying the grimness of the lyrics.

Yeah!

Or perhaps, as a warning to children, a cute, catchy song about poor Mr. Wombat....


sarameg - Apr 08, 2009 4:22:38 pm PDT #14507 of 30000

I think this is an ad for a home of the vintage I'm buying, in the hood: [link] Can't really tell, but the layout and pictures look right.

How cool is that?


billytea - Apr 08, 2009 4:23:34 pm PDT #14508 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

It ripped one of his testicles off. Which I think is sufficient for the "let that be a lesson to you."

It is also sufficient for my brother to approve his compo claim. As he puts it, "I don't care how it happened. You lose a goolie, you get the cash."


sarameg - Apr 08, 2009 4:27:46 pm PDT #14509 of 30000

I really wish I could turn up the original selling price. I'm seeing others in the $4-6K range. Think about that. I know my grandparents built their place in the late 30s for $7K.