Not since that guy who used a belt sander to masturbate, have I heard such a tale.
Um, ouch.
And yes.
And I see that Kat beat me to the Darwin Awards commentary.
Yeah, I could do that, but I'm paralyzed with not caring very much.
Spike ,'Showtime'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Barb - Apr 08, 2009 3:25:38 pm PDT #14491 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
Sue - Apr 08, 2009 3:25:58 pm PDT #14492 of 30000
hip deep in pie
Or give him a darwin award.
It so could have went that way.
And, now that I think about it, why did the primer need to be warm?
I'm assuming that it was outside and needed to get up to room temperature.
sarameg - Apr 08, 2009 3:28:48 pm PDT #14493 of 30000
Yeah, in his note he said it was frozen.
Kat - Apr 08, 2009 3:31:29 pm PDT #14494 of 30000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Sara: for you!
sarameg - Apr 08, 2009 3:33:35 pm PDT #14495 of 30000
Oh EXCELLENT! Stretch those legs, Gracie!
sarameg - Apr 08, 2009 3:36:35 pm PDT #14496 of 30000
I love it when she grins with ALL THOSE TEETH!
Kat - Apr 08, 2009 3:37:27 pm PDT #14497 of 30000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
She's secretly part crocodile.
DavidS - Apr 08, 2009 3:47:57 pm PDT #14498 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Um, ouch.
It ripped one of his testicles off. Which I think is sufficient for the "let that be a lesson to you."
§ ita § - Apr 08, 2009 3:49:20 pm PDT #14499 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I was going to say that losing one nut wasn't enough, but this way he can still get kicked in the groin as a painful reminder.
Barb - Apr 08, 2009 3:51:26 pm PDT #14500 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
It ripped one of his testicles off. Which I think is sufficient for the "let that be a lesson to you."
One would think. Plus-- what ita said.