Now you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty flowered bonnet, I will end you.

Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Laura - Mar 22, 2009 11:26:57 am PDT #11779 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Sits in the old corner. I can't imagine doing anything at 10 on a school night. I'm often awake at 10, but in my bed reading. And I don't have to get up until 6:15. I have memories of being a night owl.


Strix - Mar 22, 2009 11:33:24 am PDT #11780 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I'd get too amped up! It'd be like band at 10, I'm out anyway, bar closes at 1:30, home (maybe) at 2, have to read and chill until 4.

I'm like a delicate wine: if I get agitated, I have to lay on my side for a day until all the sediment settles!

(or, you know, have a horrible hangover at a teacher conference in NYC and lay down in an empty seminar room still reeking of smoke and tequila and boys. Hee, that was fun. It was! Although painful!)


Consuela - Mar 22, 2009 11:35:39 am PDT #11781 of 30000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

::sits next to PixKristin::

I get up at 5:30 or 5:45 most weekdays, which means bed by 10:30. Or earlier. If I stay up past 11 I always regret it.

I'm OLD.


tommyrot - Mar 22, 2009 11:39:07 am PDT #11782 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Flying Fuck, aka Fuck Copter.

Hey… we’re all jaded and sometimes you just don’t give a flying fuck… but wouldn’t it be nice if you could? Now you can give a flying fuck to a friend or loved one. This fine r/c helicopter is in the form of a giant hovering FUCK. It has two-channel control meaning it is always moving forward slowly. You control the hover and right and left turns. It’s really a genuine gift from the heart… Rather than telling someone you don’t care a rats ass about them, you can let them know you respect them enough to give a flying fuck. Awww… We’re tearing up right about now.


Jesse - Mar 22, 2009 11:41:38 am PDT #11783 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Jeez, my alarm goes off at 6:45, and I regret it if I stay up past 11! I need a lot of sleep.


tommyrot - Mar 22, 2009 11:45:48 am PDT #11784 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

From the Beginner's Bible Coloring Book:

Even though we know dinosaurs survived the flood (on Noah's Ark) we don't know if Jesus ever rode them.

But he probably did!

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msbelle - Mar 22, 2009 12:11:00 pm PDT #11785 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

!!!?!?!?!?!?

oh goodness, I'm having friend drama, which is so ridic and I am afraid I am going to say something harsh to someone who is grieving right now. must not answer some calls.


shrift - Mar 22, 2009 12:33:42 pm PDT #11786 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I cleaned the bathroom. I did not pass out, but I had to sit down several times. Now I'm going back to bed for a while, because my legs are all wobbly.


Shir - Mar 22, 2009 12:35:56 pm PDT #11787 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Feel better, shrift!


DavidS - Mar 22, 2009 12:36:56 pm PDT #11788 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I cleaned the bathroom. I did not pass out, but I had to sit down several times. Now I'm going back to bed for a while, because my legs are all wobbly.

I told you to stick to firemen and cocaine.